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domester

man, i didnt do shit yesterday. i was a true domester all day
by beyobe December 19, 2011
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Domestic side eye

layla called me a dog, domestic side eye
by layla hater March 29, 2023
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Domesticated asshole

Noun. A domestic asshole knocks over precious items off tables and counters, destroys everything you love, has a napoleon complex, and steals your heart; a typical house cat
Meet my domesticated asshole! He's a pain in the ass and breaks things but I love him.
by anonymous January 18, 2023
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Domestic dog

The domestic dog is not just a non-union tradesperson, but a proudly anti-union tradesperson.

The domestic dog earns less than a third year union apprentice, and will proudly work through 35°+ heat and/or rain. Meanwhile the unionised workers are driving home at 11am, paid fully for eight hours thanks to the inclement weather policy.

The domestic dog wears Bunnings Trade merch, as they eyeroll at a labourer's CFMEU hoodie.

The domestic dog will continue to work on a domestic house for twelve months, while the unionised worker will be taking an alimak from basement three to level 69 in the same twelve months.
Look at these grubs working in the rain. Fucken domestic dogs.
by theslothinator February 14, 2023
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Domesticated Arson

Fire kept as a pet like a candle, fireplace or bonfire
Person 1: What is your favourite form of domesticated arson?

Person 2: Im a fan of candles in my opinion
by NexxR3 December 12, 2022
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Domestic Terrorist

Any member of an organization such as the US government (usually the executive branch), political groups (such as political advocates, corporate entities, and spies), or "poor me" activists such as religious followers, MADD, or various animal groups; that knowingly breaks various laws and/or subverts them in order to gain standing, assert authority, surveil, teach someone a lesson, make an example, sway public opinion, or other such self righteous endeavors in a futile attempt to try to gain dominance over others.
Was that a cop or a government official?
Neither it was a domestic terrorist...
by WGstyles July 29, 2023
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