Christian kid: "How do you protect yourself from your parents' brutal punishments"
Hispanic/Arab kid: "Have you heard of sandal dodging?"
Hispanic/Arab kid: "Have you heard of sandal dodging?"
by Hispanic Master October 24, 2019
Get the sandal dodgingmug. When your lady is on the rag and totally bugging you with her attitude and chewing you out for her time of that month and you sneak or avoid her calls or texts all day
"Hey what are you up to today dude?"
"I'm just blood dodging bro, my chick is tripping all over stupid shit I said to her."
"Oh man, good luck!!"
"I'm just blood dodging bro, my chick is tripping all over stupid shit I said to her."
"Oh man, good luck!!"
by Sofakingsaiyan December 11, 2019
Get the Blood dodgingmug. The act of dodging the splash of the toilet water after aggressively dropping a "bomb" of a poop. The poop was likely brought on by a large consumption of food of the greasy, spicy, and/or protein rich variety (or just gluten?). The use of this technique applies to the home or public facilities, but especially porta-potties in an attempt to avoid the "blue burn".
(P1) "Man I had the worst case of blue burn from crapping in a porta-potty the other day" ... (P2) "Dude ... just drop and dodge ... you get extra time delay in a porta-potty".
by Fecal Pharoah October 8, 2017
Get the drop and dodgemug. When one leaves the party earlier than expected, or falls asleep due to excessive consumption of alcohol & drugs. Where a friend leaves a Party of friend's due to his/her own stupidity or a chance of a legover. Where one will be punished by the masses until the dodging is done.
Me: 'i cant believe that Pheonix has gone back to his tent'
Pad: 'oh no Pheonix has done the dodge!
Crowd: (chanting to the mellow beats of the bongo drum)'PHEONIX HAS DONE THE DODGE! PHEONIX HAS DONE THE DODGE!(repeated many times until the culprit emerges from his pit)'
Me: 'Where has Pad gone?'
Becca: 'he has done the dodge to the DEATH HOUSE'
Me; 'the dodgy fucker'
Pad: 'oh no Pheonix has done the dodge!
Crowd: (chanting to the mellow beats of the bongo drum)'PHEONIX HAS DONE THE DODGE! PHEONIX HAS DONE THE DODGE!(repeated many times until the culprit emerges from his pit)'
Me: 'Where has Pad gone?'
Becca: 'he has done the dodge to the DEATH HOUSE'
Me; 'the dodgy fucker'
by Lt.biscuits November 25, 2007
Get the Done the dodge mug. Beau Fitzgerald (born 1995 in Port Lincoln SA) uses this phrase all the damn time, and we still have no clue what the heck it means.
by NOP_10_NOP April 29, 2016
Get the roger dodgemug. A game (for men) where you masturbate sitting up and right before climax, point the tip of your dick up at your face and try to dodge your cum as it shoots up at your face. Edging yourself adds difficulty.
Yo, I was playing Dodge-Balls last night and totally jizzed in my own mouth!
You guys coming to play Dodge-Balls tonight? It's gonna be a BLAST.
You guys coming to play Dodge-Balls tonight? It's gonna be a BLAST.
by J'Cari October 2, 2021
Get the Dodge-Ballsmug. by Sally Jane February 13, 2010
Get the Dodge Dullymug.