Dock up

The act of stretching one mans foreskin over the head of another man's penis.

Hey Paul, it's Iain, wanna come over later and Dock up? I've been stretching my foreskin all day.

by idockup24/7 November 16, 2006

Dry Dock

The act of shutting off the water supply to a friend or foe's toilet (the knob / valve behind the toilet close to the floor) and the flushing the toilet to empty the bowl of all water.

At the point, you push out your steaming turd so that it sticks to the ceramic part of the bowl. It creates a giant mess to clean up. Make sure you are not seen leaving the bathroom as a beat-down might ensue if you are caught.

A common double whammy is to also pull an upper tank or upper decker. This will create total havoc for the toilet & the person that owns it.

Entire commodes have had to been ripped out and replaced because of the devestation this creates.

Jeffrey was mad at his friend Ryan's father. So when he was visiting their home, he used their restroom and pulled a dry dock. He did not have enough dung left though to also pull a upper decker.

by Solo Stroke October 15, 2009

male docking

When a male inserts his penis into another males penis hole

"Come here jerry let's do some male docking today"

by Lordfallen January 15, 2018

dry dock

At someone else's house, you turn off the water supply to the toilet, then flush it. Now the toilet bowl is empty, no water in it. Now you take a dump, essentially leaving your turd welded to the inside of the toilet bowl. This is "dry docking". The bathroom now smells like an outhouse since the turd is fully exposed to the air. For added effect, bring a jar with a few flies, release them in the bathroom, thereby enhancing the outhouse "feel".

"After I had sex with his wife, I dry docked one in his office bathroom."

by edawg999 November 1, 2006

space docking

The act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

"Hey baby, want to try space docking tonight?"

by cyberpimp April 22, 2006

dock lizard

Middle age to older women/cougars that hang out on the water front looking for men with boats. Almost always drunk.

Hey lets pull the boat up to the marina and pick up some dock lizards! Maybe we can all get laid!

by Hotrod_parts_guy March 19, 2014

freight docking

When a male defecates into another male's gaping asshole. A male homosexual version of space docking.

"Norm picked up some weird habits while in the Navy."
"How so?"
"Every Saturday morning he has to buy new bed sheets because John and him keep freight docking and getting shit everywhere."
" You think with being in the Navy they would have better aim."

by Whale Whisperer May 12, 2016