Faux docking 

Verb. It's when two chicks with abnormally long clitorises insert them into each other's clits until they blow their full load into each other's uteri.

Damn them bitches be faux docking! Noice. docking

Faux docking by Jcena! June 1, 2016

emo docking 

When the head of a circumcised penis is covered by the foreskin of a uncircumcised penis

"hey , Jim Steve, can you two stop emo docking and help with the dishes"

emo docking by Wesbal22 June 8, 2016

Dry Docking a Steamer 

Taking a shit in a sink, bathtub, or toilet that has no water in it.

Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"

Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"

Dry Docking a Steamer by PoopMongrual December 21, 2016

soft docking 

When two guys, gay or straight, slap their flaccid penises together.

Dale: “Dude, we should soft dock right now.”

Pete: “Totally. Soft docking and cryptocurrency are my two favorite things!”

soft docking by Fun Dilly Dilly January 2, 2018

Mud docking 

When two people press each other's assholes against each other, and proceed to shit into the other's ass. It is then passes back and forth between the partners.

Went to an orgy once and there was a mud docking train going

Mud docking by Keif420 June 4, 2018

burp docking 

When you’re girlfriend burps into your mouth, you suck it in and then burp it back out repeatedly and you keep swapping burps until one passes out from Co2 docking poisoning!

Man Amy burped last night, i was playing a tune on my docking station I did a massive burp and I passed out burp docking

burp docking by Pakilo February 14, 2019

extreme docking 

When a guy inserts his penis into the urethra of another guy’s penis

“Hey Steve would you like to extreme docking?”

extreme docking by I'm not a feminist May 13, 2019