by El Roberto March 12, 2005
Get the douse mug.Dobular: Hey man, whats up?
Kid: Nothing since I got grounded cause of you.
Dobular: Ok man, keep it tight, man.
Kid: Nothing since I got grounded cause of you.
Dobular: Ok man, keep it tight, man.
by Gruntzilla April 25, 2006
Get the dobular mug.The feeling one gets towards a member of the opposite sex after spending a short amount of time with them. often confused with love, this sudden infatuation will drive them crazy with this "false love". often leads the sufferer to:
1. Spend all day thinking about said person
2. Do whatever they can to spent time with said person this includes AIM
3.Thinking of marrying said person
*The doushens takes a form of True love and extreme affection for the subject, rather than sexual urges.
After a while the Doushens soon passes leaving the sufferer from attracting a new condition called
"WTF was i thinking" syndrome. The sudden relapse into the real world will often be sudden and rather relieving for the sufferer and their friends.
1. Spend all day thinking about said person
2. Do whatever they can to spent time with said person this includes AIM
3.Thinking of marrying said person
*The doushens takes a form of True love and extreme affection for the subject, rather than sexual urges.
After a while the Doushens soon passes leaving the sufferer from attracting a new condition called
"WTF was i thinking" syndrome. The sudden relapse into the real world will often be sudden and rather relieving for the sufferer and their friends.
=O OMG i am so in love with this girl/guy
=/ How long have you known her?
=O 1 a week
=/ Shit man you've got the doushens.
=/ How long have you known her?
=O 1 a week
=/ Shit man you've got the doushens.
by alphamadkient January 3, 2010
Get the Doushens mug.When you know someone who displays mannerism of which could be called a doush while also acting like he/she lack complete knowledge in anything and inadvertantly cannot understand what is going on around them!
This lady changed her locks and has asked her manager of her apt to open it on multiple occassions. On the third occassion the manager says
Manager "you don't know where your keys are? I don't have a copy of them since you changed your locks"
Lady " Ummm, they might be in my house, but i have not checked the door yet but can assume its broken"
Manager "how do you asssume that when you cant even try without the keys"
Lady " I don't know, cant you open the door"
Manager "are you really that much of a doush wack?
Manager "you don't know where your keys are? I don't have a copy of them since you changed your locks"
Lady " Ummm, they might be in my house, but i have not checked the door yet but can assume its broken"
Manager "how do you asssume that when you cant even try without the keys"
Lady " I don't know, cant you open the door"
Manager "are you really that much of a doush wack?
by MCE4U March 6, 2010
Get the Doush Wack mug.by Tychuk88 May 10, 2010
Get the Doushless mug.What the hell is Douschelord doing here?
by bootbutt1234567 May 26, 2010
Get the Douschelord mug.A major reject. Generally this person has a much higher projected opinion of themselves than anyone else. Doushcocks come in many variets. Some have missing teeth and poor general hygene while others spend hours on their orange tans and over gelled haircuts. A doushcock is always happy to tell you how cool he or she is but in general is a loser. This syndrome has likely developed through years of being picked on as a child or some other family issues as a child such as not being held enough or being held too much.
I saw this toothless drunk guy trying to hit on this girl at the breeze. I wonder if that doushcock's rhetoric ever works.
Ever watch jersey shore? what a bunch of doushcocks!
Ever watch jersey shore? what a bunch of doushcocks!
by GTL_TODAY February 18, 2011
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