Divett

Divett is the term used to describe mental retardation as the result of being dropped at birth. It is usually considered normal for a "Divett" to grow up in the foster care of wild animals. Divetts will never fully mature.

Hey man, did u see that Divett last night, he was such a b lake

by E. N. The WOW Mashta April 7, 2007

Divorce by Bop

To have sex with a person other than your spouse, causing said spouse to divorce you. Occurs when the person wanting a divorce doesn't posses the courage to break it off themselves.

Derived from the phrase "Suicide by Cop."

I slept with that guy last night. He's trying to commit divorce by bop.

by SeeDub June 30, 2007

devotchkas

1.women (in russian)
2.Best female punk band ever

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

Divortion

When a couple gets divorced because the female had a abortion.

Wife: Shit I gotta give up this baby...
Husband: NO!
Wife: YES THE BABY MUST GO!
Husband: I WANT A DIVORTION!

by Squigly Cow November 3, 2010

catalina divorce

to take a boat out to a remote region and throw your spouse over the side.

Robert Wagner gave Natalie Wood a Catalina divorce.

by Nadine-Marie April 25, 2006

Jon Devoto

Lead Guitar - Oakland, CA band the Matches.

The Sex.

Jon Devoto on stage is The Sex.

by KkS. March 12, 2009

Divorced3xLoser

A person, Who is usually in his/her mid to late 40's and has been married with Nothing but FAILURE 3X's.

Mia: Oh boy, that Lisa M. Is a Divorced3xLoser.
Sissy: yep. First Shaun, then Dana, now that fat guy Mike!
Mia: And wasn't Mike married when she started going with him?
Sissy: Thathome wrecker!

by Mamma Mia July 22, 2006