got life dicked

Got it made!

That girl got everything; a cool apt, new car, trust fund and works for her dad! She's got life dicked!

by JI mom February 22, 2018

Dicebang

1. To bang with your balls

2. To bang in any sort of sense, situation, or manner

By the end of the year, I hope to dicebang every skank on the block.

by The swamp dolphin December 17, 2015

dickens

Euphemistic expression for the devil. Used in mild oaths.
Also spelt dickins/Dickens.

What the dickens!
Hurts like the dickens!

by Hazazel September 28, 2006

Dicked

1. Reference to something materialistic being worn out or looking over-used such as sneakers
2. Used commonly in football when the ball is caught over your head by another person despite your effort
3. To be screwed or fucked, sexually or however you wanna take it

1. John:Wow, my sneaks have scuffs and stains everywhere
Peter: Yeah man...they are pretty dicked
2.Randy Moss juss dicked the defender!
3.I juss dicked Janet/The cops just dicked me, i got pulled over man!

by Dynamite-J May 16, 2006

Dichter Scale

The apparatus used to measure the magnitude of a girthquake. Similar to the Richter Scale used in Seismology.

Jay's girthquake measured 8.0 on the dichter scale and had Jill screaming for more.

by Jamon26 July 27, 2008

no dice

Can mean
1)don't agree
2)not happening

1) Hey man you wanna go smash that mailbox? No Dice
2)Hey, party at your house tonite. No Dice

by j/a June 29, 2003

dicked over

1. When your friends tell you they're going to do something with you and then change the plans so that end up being discluded

2. When something happens and you get the short end of the stick

Damnit, Janet and Parker totally dicked me over, they said we were going to go to the grand opening of the restaurant together and they told me it was on a different day and went with out me...

DUDE i just went to the mall and tried to buy a 5 dollar ft long sub and they charged me 8.50! I totally got dicked over

by Hannah H May 9, 2008