bum dicked

being taken advantage of or tricked by a drunken Bum.

A bum sits outside a conveniance store. hes asks an unsuspecting person (Melvin) to by him some beer. (Melvin) says OK, gimme the money. Bum says "Im to drunk to take it out of my pocket can you grab it for me?"...........and you can guess who gets bum dicked from here.

by Peter Frampton May 13, 2006

dicked in the ear

to consume large amounts of alcohol and lose control of all bodily functions especially the bladder. This usually results in wild urination. another side effect is also uncontrolable vomiting from the mouth along with verbal diarrhoea and the vision that you can dance like john travolta.

Jeff: i got completely dicked in the ear last night, i woke up swimming in urine and vomit. I think i did a routine from grease.
Bill: thats the way! fancy a pint?

by joosen April 22, 2007

ass dicked

To be inebriated; "shit faced"

The other night I was so ASS DICKED I could barely stand up in order to hit on Jeff.

by Robin P. February 9, 2008

Dicked off

When a person gets too excited, and everything just goes to hell.

Anton was excited for Chrono Trigger DS, but then realized he didn't have a DS, and thus dicked off.

by JetskiEpicmount August 4, 2008

dicktetraplegia

paralysis of the wang caused by a consistent failure to use it in accordance with the vagina. also known by many as a faggot.

"When do you reckon Benny will get a chick?"
"Never he has dicktetraplegia"

by SGT_PEREGRINE88 March 29, 2010

Dickpeddler

(n.) a male who sells his body to the night.

Bob: "you see that tranny prostitute over there?"
Jim: "yeah. Fuckin dickpeddler."

by dickfagnigger April 24, 2011

Pre-dicked

Definition 1: When someone dances close to you and you have an orgasm prematurely. The opposite of predict as you were'nt expecting it. Supposedly common when dancing with an English woman.

Definiation 2: When someome gets enhanced using Viagra, weed or something similar, they get pre-dicked meaning they need an enhancement to get excited and can't do it alone. They have a problem in the dick department. The ultimate meaning is the same as predict in that if you control your dick in this manner, you can predict the outcome.

DEFINITION 1: "She danced a little too close to him and he got pre-dicked".

DEFINITION 2: "He panicked as he couldn't find his weed in his car and couldn't get PRE-DICKED for his weekend date so he looked for his Viagra instead. Ahhhh there it is, now I'm enhanced she won't be disappointed" Hmmm!

by The Advanced July 11, 2011