Warm Dicking

To get banged by a dude that just has sex with someone else. No cleaning, no showering. Just straight to the next hole.

Frank was at the party warm dicking three different girls.

I’m not sure but I think I just got a warm dicking.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

Balloon-Dicking

When you can't get an erection so you grab the base of your dick and swell the head like a tulip, and then begin punching her fartbox with your limp dick.

I told you to stop "Balloon-Dicking" me!

by Dick Tulip August 22, 2018

hot deckity dog

Derived from "hot diggity dog", this expression is used by a backyard cook when a wiener falls from the grill onto the deck.

Gerry bending down with tongs in hand: "Hot deckity dog! I'm gonna have to exercise the five second rule on this wiener"

by Peter Bear J May 11, 2019

Dad dicking

The act of dominance of one male over another. Often the dad dicker will take over a task or force their assistance unwarranted, while explaining how to carry out said task as if the other male doesn’t know how to.

Mate, stop Dad dicking me! I’m perfectly capable of fixing this myself! You’re not my Dad!

by Twatmonger1975 January 20, 2022

knob dickin'

to adjust any knob, dial, button, etc. in such a fashion that could impact the correct operation of any machine, device, or apparatus.(i.e. moving a knob too quickly or too often)

The pilot was knob dickin' stuff in the cockpit because he had too much extra time on his hands & broke the light switch off.

by gecko45 April 25, 2008

Dickimus Maximus

Name given to male subject with extreme penile capabilities.

Fear Me for I am the Great Dickimus Maximus, and I am capable of unfathomable vaginal discomfort.

by random pittied fool May 10, 2010

Dickin' around

1. The act of not acting. Literally, not doing anything for an extended period of time.

2. The actual movement of "Dickin' around", poundin' some girl while she cries your name and claws at the headboard behind her.

1. Boss: "Have you completed your work for the day?"
Worker: "Nope."
Boss: "What have you been doing all day?"
Worker: "You know, just dickin' around."

2. Girl: "Ah yeah, dick me harder Steph."
Lady Gaga: "Hell yeah, mothafucker, I'll dick you where the sun don't shine."

by The Real Hot Coffee March 20, 2011