Dick cheese

It’s the stuff you smell on a dick when someone doesn’t wash it

Ethan: yo Peter what is that smell???

Peter: it might be my dick cheese I haven’t washed my dick in a week

by Dougle87 June 4, 2023

Dick Cheese

A cheese made out of semen and left to rot in large quantities until solid.

Person A: Man that Dick Cheese was great!
Person B: Glad you loved it man! Anytime you need some I'm right here.

by Capital_K November 18, 2023

cheese dick

someone who has a large amount of white discharge/fluid built up on the shaft of their penis

“steven has the worst cheese dick i’ve seen”

by maddiesex January 23, 2023

Dick cheese

A combination of gross things fro the penis that forms a gross substance called dick cheese (usually comes from uncircumcised dicks)

I Went to the bathroom and saw dick cheese galore

by Mr.toiletshit June 12, 2022

Philly Dick Cheese

When you have too much unprotected sex to the point that moldy cheese starts to grow on your penis, hence the name.

Example of Philly Dick Cheese:
“Yo Philip, I heard that you have Philly Dick Cheese, is that true?”

Love you cheese❤️

by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025

dick cheese

semen that has been left to undergo fermentation on a dick. please for the sake of everyone. WASH YO PICKLE

girl 1: i was gonna give him head but then...
girl 2: oh no...dont tell me....
girl 1: *sniffs* t-there was...
girl 2: NO ! no dont say it
girl 1: d-dick cheese

by comeoverwhenyouresober March 19, 2022

National dick cheese day

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies

Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.

by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019