desperate housewives

the worst show on this planet. its a sick show about suburban women who don't work at all, have loyal and hard working husbands who give them everything from big houses to jewelry, but what do they do? the stab them in the back and have sexual affairs with other schmucks.

person 1: hey man where you able to catch that episode of desperate housewives last night?

person 2: nope sorry i don't watch that shit.

by ik3 March 25, 2011

desperation

adjective. used to describe something of lesser quality, but will fill the need in desperate times.

desperation toilet paper can be made with coffee filters or grain bags.

by dave4817 June 30, 2004

desperate housewives

Four words. I HATE THIS SHOW!

Desperate houswives is so predictable, and is like any other show out there.

by jip May 13, 2005

Deppermental

To be hyper-sensitive and behaviorally erratic when in the mood for a bit of Johnny Depp and unable to access any information or movies pertaining to him.

"Jasmine is deppermental today because she can't access JDA"

by JDA May 24, 2005

Desperititus

When your so desperate for friends or romance, ect. that you make up people and their imaginary lives to convince other's they really do have a life.

Friend: "My boyfriend just got a myspace!"
Friend's Friend: "Oh really, I'll go look at it. Hey - wait, he's only got two friends: you and Tom. I think you have a case of desperititus!"

by kaylaandfreakinjenna December 28, 2008

despereal estate

(n.) property with negative equity in a declining real estate market

There is so much despereal estate in this neighborhood. Behind every 'for sale' sign is a mortgage debt greater than the value of the house itself.

by wellwell February 1, 2009

desperacity

when you run out of your favorite alcoohol and you drink whatever is left.

We ran out of Captain and Coke. In desperacity Tony drank Popov and Cactus Cooler.

by jihad1 January 8, 2012