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uncle spinny derbish

1. A name used to define a life-consuming magnetic toy that didn't really have an original name.
Don't you know she's playing with an uncle spinny derbish? We might have to break it or she'll never see light again.
by critsilynn May 5, 2011
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Derb

To bleach one's asshole at speeds up to and around 80 mph while en route to pick up gay pornography.
When I saw my roommate derb last night, he was doing it so fast I could barely see his hands move.
by doctorhonushonus July 9, 2011
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DerbyCounty

An amazing football club, that totally rule!! Damn right!
rock on x
derby rules forever !!!!!! damn right. keep supporting dude.s
by Loz May 13, 2005
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derbaholic

Someone who is addicted to sucking dick. Suffering from derbaholism.
That ho' is such a derbaholic, she cant go one day without sucking some dick.
by Igor Y April 27, 2006
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dero

As a short form of the word derelict, it has come to mean a great many things.
A dero can be described as someone who lacks hygiene… a life, friends, sometimes even a home. They often smell, due to the lack of hygiene. Then you get people that want to be deros, they listen to punk, or heavy metal music, wear black make-up, but can’t afford deodorant.
People in Bracken Ridge State High School
by ghetto_child October 6, 2004
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derby

noun, human detritus, esp. with perverse connotations.

Singular and plural are identical denoting a substance, as with water.
Phonetically it is a corrupted form of "debris" perhaps combined with "dirty", i.e. debris + dirty = derby.
1 - He couldn't help at first being repulsed by the crack-whore as he handed her the crumpled $10 bill, even though he knew he would be submerged in her rancid derby soon enough.

2 - She went back to work in the kitchen after using the bathroom without so much as washing the derby from her hands.
by hypomnesis October 6, 2009
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Kamikaze Demolition Derby

A demolition derby is supposed to be a kind of race in old beaten-up cars where it is allowed to smash into the other competitors. The more smash-ups the better. Usually the cars are reinforced by the owners in order to survive as many rammings as poss thereby staying in the race. Adding the word "kamikaze" gives the meaning a much more dangerous edge, and means that the competitors don't mind if they are killed. So, that's the scenario for a Kamikaze Demolition Derby. (This meaning is for the purposes of conveying a situation in a hopefully humourous manner, but of course no such type of race exists in reality.)
The definition in my neighborhood is as follows:
A Kamikaze Demolition Derby is what you inadvertently end up being part of when driving in Hounslow or Feltham in West London. This is in part due to the high concentration in the population of chavs who drive around, high on whatever, in illegal cars. The can be spotted by the black or white smoke coming out of the back of the car, the colour red of the car, a head with a baseball cap in the driver's seat and acne on the very pale face, and if you get too close, will be cut up and then blamed for driving badly cuz you are a woman. You then see them drive off with squealing tyres smoking (they seem to love smoke of all kinds) and then nearly crash into the back of a bus.
Yes, it really did happen the other day. You know who you are wanker. Hopefully you will start another Kamikaze Demolition Derby soon which will cause you to be permanently removed from any future competions. Fuckwit.
by Missy M September 6, 2005
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