d3pressed_cat

a meme-page owner who is heavily obsessed with charli xcx and angel olsen. they have rly pretty eyes and love painting their nails<3

"hey did u see d3pressed_cat 's new post? they rly want bagels rn"

by faec.cor3 June 30, 2021

Depwessed

Depressed but in furry language
And if you fake it then go commit arson upon yourself fucking 8 year old

Im Depwessed UwU

by .Cosmics July 25, 2022

not dressed for the occasion

This is a phrase I heard in the film "Bridget Jones's baby" meaning… A man who isn't using a condom during sex, preferably with a one-night stand. therefore he's not doing his part taking the necessary precautions one should in a temporary sexual relationship.

I made my girlfriend pregnant, I guess I was "not dressed for the occasion"

by Little_puppet March 7, 2017

Dick dressed up

In Florida a Dick Dressed up is Fried polish or hot dog with all the toppings on it, basically a polish sausage with the works

Aye bro let's go to the corner store and get a Ol Dick Dressed up.

by Cirocboiben July 3, 2017

Well-Dressed Wednesday

Every month's third wednesday, you dress overly formal, honouring Well-Dressed Wednesday

Rego: What will you wear on Well-Dressed Wednesday?
Misi: A blue Suit with a matching blue tie.

by Gojjo January 22, 2022

Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit.

When a baby is lying on his front without any clothes.

Dad: Son, its time to wake up!
Mom: Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit.

by DogeBrother318 August 25, 2022

butt dressed

As opposed to "butt naked," it's when someone is SO dressed. Dressed, up to their BUTT.

Mariya: Jacob and I touched tonight ... and he was BUTT, BUTT, BUTT DRESSED.

by prollygon May 12, 2011