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Death

A preferable alternative to communism.
Teacher: Did you bring snacks for everyone?
Me: Death is a preferable alternative to communism.
by C0mmi3! May 21, 2018
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Death

The ending of function as in a living organism; The loss of awareness, completion.
Sudden disconnection of a proccess, the final stage's completion...

...Or what happens when you run out of Hit Points... >.>
John had lived a comfortable life... untill the train hit him...

"ZOMFGBBQ!!! YOU TOTALLY LIKE RAPED ME ON TEH GAME!!!" (>.>)
by Loki Hellion May 16, 2005
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Death

*The state of being dead; when the body has died and is no longer living, or full of life.

*A divine, supernatural entity, commonly portrayed as a skeleton in a dark robe, carrying a large scythe, who comes to acquire the souls of those who have died, to ultimately take them to Purgatory.
"Death is something I look forward to if I get married."

DEATH : "Shut up you American! You always talk you Americans! You talk and you say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'! Well you're dead now, so SHUT UP!......and Englishmen! You're all so fucking pompous! None of you have got any balls!"
by Dave July 19, 2004
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Death

Without death, taxes/bills/paychecks, other people's lives/business/celebrities, or sports/music, there are people who wouldn't have anything to say or talk about (or not much besides money if they did). They'd mostly be full of comebacks and either say the same insult back you just said to them, or sometimes out of desperation, they'd call somebody a name before anybody else would have enough time to.
The girl wouldn't have much to say without death, taxes, celebrities, sports, or music (a little bit of science or spirituality every now and then she might talk about).
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019
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Death

One of life's only mysteries.
L: "death scares me"
G: " don't let it. It'll be one last adventure when you're old and frail."
by WCWlonglostgrandaughter June 27, 2021
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Death

Death is when someone lies down, sleeps, and never wakes up.
5 year old says “my mom went to sleep one night, and she never got up. They later took her out of the house because it smelled. They said it was because of death.”
by Shortbread Gobbler October 7, 2019
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Death

Those who have tried this have claimed it is a truly fantastic experience, best served as a final course after a refreshing kick of sharp ‘n’ bitter, also known as life.
I’ve had enough of life, moving onto death
by Blobfish.inc April 2, 2018
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