Dankometer

The measurement system used to rate anything from food, to girls, to movies. Think of it as the Metric System of goodness. Items can receive a rating of 1-10 Danks on the American Dankometer.

note: the Dankometer is measured in "Danks"

John: Shiznips!! That pie is really good!
Sue: How dank is it?
John: Probably a 5 on the DANKOMETER
Sue: That's a lot of danks!

by danksauce12 June 22, 2011

Dakota Pascarella

The act of having multiple boyfriends at a time, keeping each one for a short amount of time.

"I thought she was with Tim, but I watched her kiss Joe Friday?"
"She broke up with Tim a Sunday, now she's with Joe and Sam."
"Wow, she's totally being a Dakota Pascarella towards them. I wonder if they know."

by Cacalove May 5, 2014

south dakota

South Dakota isn't what everyone thinks it is. I mean, sure, we have our rednecks and our crazy people.. but thats not what makes our state. How many of you big city people could wave to a complete stranger and not get the middle finger waved at you? In South Dakota the people are friendly and welcoming. Everyone thinks that all we have is Mt. Rushmore.. but thats not it. We have some of the best hunting in the country, not to mention some of the prettiest scenery! And no, we don't still live in teepees.. we have technology just like everyone else. So when you're ready to appreciate the beautiful things in life.. come to South Dakota.

Jane: "Lets go to South Dakota for our next vacation!"
Richard: "Whats in South Dakota?"
Jane: "Hunting, fishing, Mt. Rushmore, The Badlands, Storybook Land, the prettiest scenery and so much more! Theres lots to do in South Dakota!"

by morganc333 September 8, 2008

Donnie Darko

Best movie ever made.
Incredibly wonderful cast.
Awesome soundtrack.
Jake Gyllenhaal is hot, too.

You're such a fuck ass!

by Oy. September 24, 2004

North Dakota Hot Air Balloon

When a male farts into his lover's mouth while pinching her nose shut right after she exhaled.

Carol, make me a sandwich before I give you a north dakota hot air balloon.

by tehaudistarr February 21, 2008

dakota king

is a cool motherfucker that has a 9 inch dick and is a badass moterfucker. he can get any girl he wants and is incredably sexy. he is an all around beast.

that kid is a dakota king, he is so hot.

by theboss545454545 November 21, 2011

Dakota

Dakota is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He's got amazing blonde hair and a gorgeous smile to match it. He's extremely smart and will be rich some day and he sometimes crushes on girls younger than him. If you've ever seen him sing, dance, or perform, you would fall for him. Along with this, he is also good at sports! He loves his family. If you meet a Dakota he's a keeper.

Can I get a Dakota?

by Dateher101 April 23, 2017