Curtis

A cheating cunt. A man who would do anything it takes to win and has no dignity or morals

Hey monkeyboy, I heard you got kicked off Red Alert because you cheat all the time. You are such a Curtis

by Matt4406 February 21, 2010

Curtis

A person who puts himself above everyone else. This person thinks they are the greatest thing to walk the earth. They are horribly delusional when it comes to how 'productive' they are with women. Usually tells a good story, but in reality is a closet gay.

Boy A:Dude, she was so in to me...She wanted it...
Boy B: You're such a fucking CURTIS!!

by MlkChocolate10129 November 16, 2010

Jamie Lee Curtis

To take a dump; to crap; to empty ones bowels. Especially after eating a large serving of Activia brand yogurt.

"Oh God, my stomach hurts! I need to go to the bathroom and take a huge Jamie Lee Curtis."

"Honey, we have to change the baby's diaper. He Jamie Lee Curtissed, again."

"You look constipated. Perhaps you need to take a Jamie Lee Curtis."

by JimmyBag March 18, 2012

Camp Curtis

Place on the level "lockout" on halo 2 where people wait for you to jump through the blue tube and kill you from behind. Hence "camping."

Damn, i just got killed at camp curtis.

by Steve February 6, 2005

curtis

Someone who has a short temper and refuses to shave.

"Look at those sideburns!"
"Yeah but watch out he's a curtis"

by |,,| -_- |,,| May 13, 2009

Curtis

One who is or seriously acts like a hobag, ho, fro-ho baggins, ho dangles, hozilla, hotastrophy, ho dog, ho ho, etc....

Man you are being such a Curtis, just give me a piece of pizza with out trying to trick me into throwing away the box.

by Won't let you walk upstairs November 17, 2010

Curtis

An annoying species of human. Often dislikes by many.

Omg sally stop acting like Curtis nobody will like you!

by Ashley Barth June 22, 2017