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slovakian lumberjack

when someone is from poland and lived in germany and speaks german and now lives in england. commonly poeple called hubert.
"man that slovakian lumberjack is following us again"
"who you on about?"
"you know, hubert, the one from poland but speaks german"
"ah yeah i gotcha"
by cayon grayooo May 5, 2009
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Lumberjack

When a male is recieving oral sex, and immediately prior to ejaculation, he pulls his member out of her mouth and procedes to make a downwards chopping motion with it on her forehead. As he ejaculates it will give the illusion that small woodchips are flying out from the 'ax'
Bill: Hey brosef, how was your night with Tracy?
Bob: Epic, I put on my flannel shirt and pulled the lumberjack.
Bill: Nice work.
by b2darian334 February 1, 2009
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Lumberjack

A female who, while in the process of foreplay, will keep changing her mind, causing the male to lose wood. She will then proceed to resume foreplay, reviving the wood, until again changing her mind again. This process continues until there is no wood left
Guy 1: "Did you get with that chick last night?"
Lumberjack victim: "Nah mate, she just lumbjacked all night"
Guy 1: "That is sad, I feel very sorry for you and I think she is a dirty lumberjack"
by Anf August 2, 2009
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lumberjack

a lumberjack is someone who cuts/shuts people down very harshly. either with an axe or a hand saw or chainsaw, depending on ther serverity of the call.

it originates from the french term lumberjakoure.
"Craing ur friking lumberjack hack hack"
by Mitch the brand name bitch November 13, 2004
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lumberjack

When two people have anal sex by putting their buttholes together then shitting logs into each others' asses.
A:Goddamn, my cock hurts too much for sex.
B:It's cool, we can lumberjack instead.
by senbeisan72 January 16, 2009
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cyberjack

a guy who talks nd flirts to girls all day nd doesnt talk to them in real life nd is pussy when it comes to that
Johnny is a cyberjack
by fhugburvnrenvnfews June 30, 2006
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lumberjacked

to be fucked excessivly hard by a burly white man aka a lumberjack
i lumberjacked kelly so hard last night. It was grrrreeeaaattt
by steroidsrgood November 28, 2007
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