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edward cullen

one word : Homosexual

(If you dissagree find a man and ask him to wright down his every thought then read the edward version of twilight and you will find out no man thinks like that...unless they are homosexual)
guy 1: I love you and want to kiss you
Guy 2: Uhh.. *cough* edward cullen *cough*
by Outsiders perspective December 21, 2008
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Edward Cullen

The act of having sex while being stoned and high. Derived from the fact that Edward Cullen looks like, and probably is, stoned. Did I mention he also looks like a toad?
Girl: "My boyfriend and I had an Edward Cullen last night!"
Fangirl: "OMG *SCREAMZ*
Girl: "..."
by twilight_schmilight March 31, 2009
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Cullenlingus

Cullenlingus- Oral delight given by any male member of the Cullen family, preferably Hot Bitch. They are the master Cullenlinguists that can guarantee you'll be walking crooked for hours
Hot bitch gave Bella Cullenlingus in the study with the orgasm.
by ninapolitan 1 January 29, 2009
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Edward Cullen

A 108 year old vampire that is frozen in time in a seventeen year old body and mind(besides the fact he is oh so super smart). The love interest of Bella Swan and they eventually get married and have a hybrid. He has a lot of fan girls, a lot of haters, and a lot of neutrals. He is too over protective, he watched Bella in her sleep before they actually met(who does that?!).

Has a bad relationship with Jacob and most of Bella's guy friends. He is described as perfect(which is boring). All of the other characters-even BELLA!-- have more personality than him yet most of them are rejected and only some people pay attention to them. Oh, and did I mention he sparkles?
Girl:"O-M-G Edward Cullen is so smexy!"
guy:"You mean the pedo vampire stalker?"
girl:"Yup!" <3

Direct quote from book:
"And you’re worried, not because you’re headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct?"
by Anonymous Autumn Breeze April 13, 2009
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Cullen

To pull out at the brink of intercourse and then ejaculate upon a partners face.
"Awww bro, I gave her a mean Cullen."
by JimmyBreeze May 15, 2008
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Edward Cullen

Sparkling vagina. Not a vampire. Not a fairy. Not the "perfect gentleman". Just a huge, sparkling, vagina.
Obessed teen girl: "Omg, Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire ever!!"
Smart girl: "No, he's not. Hell, he's not even a vampire. He's a sparkling vagina."
by Aunty Pebblz July 26, 2010
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discard culls

When a dealer picks up a discarded card and plays it himself or deals it to his partner if his partner signals for it.

It works quite well in a game where players are drinking because rarely do they notice the card re-enter play in the same hand. It is often used in stud and draw games, not so much in "flop" games like Texas Hold'em because the dealer doesn't have a chance to pass that card to his partner.
The character Worm was said to have learned this technique "discard culls" in the film Rounders whilst he was in prison
by Bonaventure Canute January 16, 2010
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