a cuban sandwich -pork, ham, swiss cheese, pickle, mystery mustard and wonderful bread!! THIS IS THE JESUS OF ANY SANDWICH EVER EXISTING, NOW; OR IN THE FUTURE!! -first you smokes some reefer/s then you get your cuban mix, your espresso, chow that down and have you a stomach ORGASM!! -till the 'crap' flies out of your stomach "cock"!!!!! take it from me, michael foolsley; -THIS is how you 'blow a load'!!
got hopped up to the 'high heavens', then visited me 'el mcfoolsley's', n' hadda me a gut orgasm! with my cuban mix!!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
A man known as the Cuban bear is a mythical legend. Loves nothing more than a bottle of buckfast and going on a buzz.
by The Cuban bear February 22, 2020
Oral stimulation of the penis coupled with the use of both hands.
Origin: Laura's demonstration on how to smoke a Cuban cigar.
Origin: Laura's demonstration on how to smoke a Cuban cigar.
"Have you had your Cuban smoked lately?"
"Hey darlin'! Smoke my Cuban"
"If you'll be smoking a Cuban tonight, I'll let you watch Corri"
"Hey darlin'! Smoke my Cuban"
"If you'll be smoking a Cuban tonight, I'll let you watch Corri"
by Richard Tesh January 27, 2006
Placing penis on the temple of a lover and follow by shooting a stream of man milk accross the brow.
by JSKeck December 05, 2007
The art of violently projectile vomiting up the vaginal passage of a starving aids riddled african whore whilst maintaining an air tight seal so as to prevent the re-ejaculation of aids infested chunklets back into the performers mouth or face.
"hey bro that festering slut is gagging for a cuban omellete"
"I took that bitch out back and filled her cum dungeon with a hefty big mac cuban omellete"
"I took that bitch out back and filled her cum dungeon with a hefty big mac cuban omellete"
by Sancho12342 November 26, 2011
A sex position in which sex is performed in a tanning bed and climax is only achieved when both partners are the correct coloration of a native Cuban.
Alex: Hey, let's make an appointment and go do the Cuban Cuddle.
Mary: Ok! I want to look Cuban anyways! I'm calling the tanning salon as we speak!
Mary: Ok! I want to look Cuban anyways! I'm calling the tanning salon as we speak!
by jeffdavis March 29, 2011
by InsaneClownJuggalo June 16, 2010