crunchy bucket

When you nut on a girls butthole and she doesn't clean it off.

She's digging in her butt like she's got a crunchy bucket.

by CrustyBucket June 4, 2016

Crunching

Doing a lot of, or trying hard to achieve a goal.

I've really been crunching this new TV show lately.

by LucasTheMucas July 19, 2017

Crunchy Dick

A crunchy dick is a wonderful crispy dick. They make sharp noises when they get bitten or sucked.

"I am Diana
i love crunchy dick
b i t c h"

by crunchy d June 7, 2018

Crunchy poptart

An unwashed, dry, semen caked-up vagina.

After a long night at the gangbang, her crunchy poptart gave my penis road rash.

by DirtyDenimDawn March 5, 2018

crunchy uncle

When a torny is horny and he has an open belly. Also a chocolate bar and a cereal

Look at that horny torny he is such a crunchy uncle

by Horny torny February 23, 2019

crunchy asshole

A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.

You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.

by angryelephant March 5, 2019

crunchy blowjob

A blowjob with teeth

guy: Hey bro how was your night

guy2: Pretty good i got a crunchy blowjob

by Fac3.XEX March 14, 2019