To take a poo or make stinky chocolate on the ground while waiting in the line at Walt Disney world to ride a ride or see an attraction publicly infront of everyone.
That kid just made a Rolly Crumpet! I guess he was waiting in line too long and couldn’t hold it in anymore .
by 420D-Portkid November 26, 2023
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by SQUEELYBUM May 27, 2017
Get the Bum Crumpets mug.Typically a late night snack undertaken just because you can and to no one is around to stop you. Alternatively it may refer to your partner refusing a Buttered Crumpet.
Just got warm in bed when I needed to wee so went to make a hot water bottle because I was freezing and now made Protest Crumpets because I needed them for the affront of standing in the cold kitchen.
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A man with hella gut an balding with a two hair cheek mole but swings that fat Meat Bat so good you let him Digg any day.
A man with hella gut an balding with a two hair cheek mole but swings that fat Meat Bat so good you let him Digg any day.
Who that? Bro back the fuck up off my “Kool Aid” dog that’s my Fuck Crumpet ”.
Omg girl the nigga right there is sleepy girls fuck crumpet. The Hershey let’s him put pecker to puss any time cuz he hung
Omg girl the nigga right there is sleepy girls fuck crumpet. The Hershey let’s him put pecker to puss any time cuz he hung
by Coli J February 11, 2022
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