carpet croaker

Hairy stanky pussy. A pussy that looks like the lawn of a 2 month old for-closed home. Pussy has the briny taste of fish, example a croaker.

Justin: Yo, hooked up with Susan last night.
Cooper: Dam bro how was it?
Justin: She was good but her pussy was so hairy and salty.

Cooper: Fuck man she sounds like a real carpet croaker.

by SmellingSalts69 October 2, 2022

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cinnamon croast tunch

When you come home drunk and want cinnamon toast crunch and ask your mom to get it for you thinking your smooth

Drunk: Hey mom im hungry can you give me some cinnamon croast tunch
Mom:do you want liquor instead of milk?

by Dennis91 January 1, 2009

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Related Words

croatia • croatian • croaker • Croat • croak • Croach • Croaking • croast • croaked • croad

Croaket Wemyss

a girl, possibly asain that radiates awesomeness throughout the universe. Also loves Bridget.

Wow, that girl is super cool, she must be Croaket Wemyss !

by Shorley Holmes January 5, 2009

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Croast

a snipe that hits the corner where the cross bar and post meet.

would you look at that shit mays went croast again. what a fuckin beauty.

by dmartz April 17, 2011

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WHAT A FUKIN IDIOT!!!!!!EVERIONE WANTS TO DATE CRO GIRLS, ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT COUNTRIES ASK MY CUZINS OUT AND ALL THE CRO GIRLZ I NO!!!ITS CUZ THEY R HOT!!! I DON HEAR OF ANIONE ASKING SERB GIRLZ OUT! U ASSWIPE U KNOW EVERIONE LOVES CROATIAN PPL U R JUST JELOUS CUZ NOBODI LIKES SERBS!!!Jebem TI MATER!!

stop talking shit

by Drazen May 2, 2004

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