mythical creatures

a monster renowned in folklore and myth.

TEACHER SYAMIL: Today, your homework is to write about three mythical creatures.

ME: Ohhhh~~~~~! So, we are going to write about mythical "teachers"?(teacher say to fast , that's why i thought it's mythical teachers)

TEACHER SYAMIL: Yes.

ME: Can I write about you, teacher?

CLASS: hahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhhhahahahahahaha!

TEACHER SYAMIL: ..........

by K.A.I.X October 19, 2018

Beast amongst creatures

An extreemly large player such as a full back in madden or in ncaa football videogame.

That fullback I drafted is is 6'8'' and 290 he is a beast amongst creatures.

by Yan k June 20, 2007

creature

Used to describe a woman that is extremely ugly, beyond hideous, the utmost of fankledness (see fankled), almost to the point of looking like some kind of unidentified humanoid creature.

Damn!!!!!!! Look out for that creature, bro.

by John Cocktoastin November 27, 2002

creature

thing, object, occasionally alive, as in furry woodland creature

have you ever gotten REALLY lonely and gone out into the wilderness at night with a candle and a bottle of barbecue sauce to find furry woodland creatures?

by pancho boy squared April 25, 2003

Mystical Creature

Mystical creature was a little mystical creature the size of my penis. Mystical is one of many alter ego's of the famous toxic mike, (aka mysterious). Mystical was grown up in a clean house hold, every thing was very tidy, and he loved to play with his brothers like hs liked to bone his mom up the ass. His mother was a huge boner who liked to eat chodes. One night her tampon leaked and it went into mystical's mouth. Mystical didn't like the taste of blood but he really like the taste of the tampon. Mystcial procceeded to chew like it was bublicious gum! MMMMMMMM MMMMMMM good, it was as tasty as cambells soup! Mystical then contracted "Toxic shock sydrome" and died on impact.

RIP: Biggies, tupac, MYSTICAL CREATURE!

by Mysterious Passion May 7, 2004

Swamp Creature

someone so ugly that you can barely look at them but a part of their body is somewhat attractive. Normally used in one night stands. Possibly has STD's but origin of said STD's is unknown as no one will own up to sleeping with it.

See also - Practice Girl

Bill- so did you get some action last night?
Jeff-yeah i was so horny i did it with a swamp creature! Im gonna drink till i cant remember it.

by benana Fone March 7, 2009

gitchobutt creature

It is the dirty old men that ride busy trains during rush hour in Tokyo. They try to feel of young girls butts.. They get on the crowded trains because there is nothing the girl can do. She is trapped. Gitchobutts are nasty, vile creatures and will get a girls butt at any chance.

Did you see that gitchobutt creature on the train? Yea, he was such a slime ball.. Fuck that creep!!!

by Jim Jones and the magickoolaid January 22, 2013