Crayon

A joint or blunt which you smoke marajuana out of. Often usend when the joint looks like a crayon. IE: Crutch ( The little peice of cardboard rolled in one end to keep it open) and pointed at the other end to keep the weed from falling out.

"Hey wana go get a crayon?" "Mom were going to go color over at Stevies house"

by Matt August 31, 2008

Poo Crayon

A small slender piece of poo that you can easily hold and draw with like a crayon. You can even wrap some paper around it to add to the effect.

Tara loves to write on Ryan's chest with a poo crayon

by Joemaster Bates June 3, 2009

Operation Crayon Storm

An uber secret government project employed by the municipality of Big Nigs. The program is used as a nuclear deterrent used to defend the Municipality from foreign oil mongers and utilizes advanced 'crayon batteries', which hurl volleys of multi coloured death towards invaders. Alternatively: It is slang for colouring kits issued to U.N. soldiers on R & R in the Middle East.

Soldier 1: "Hey man, I got this wicked colour-by-numbers from home. But I just don't have the correct government issue way to colour it."
Soldier 2: "Dude, just use your Operation Crayon Storm colouring kit."
Soldier 1: "Choice mate, choice."

by Chilly_Willy_Destroyyarr October 6, 2011

Human Crayon

When you continue to wipe your arse but cannot get to the point of a clean wipe.

I took a shit earlier but despite trying for a solid 10 minutes I was unable to wipe my arse clean. I think I have turned into a human crayon.

by Dodgy Dan June 19, 2022

brown crayon

A term used to describe someone who isn't very smart (as in "not the brightest crayon in the box")

person a: I can't believe Jenn thinks Toronto is the capital of Canada!
person b: I know! She is such a brown crayon

by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009

Crayon Eater

A term used by Rhymestyle for Kid Buu in Dragon Ball Fighterz.
It is also used for any Kid Buu mains like Cloud805.

Guy 1: who do you main in fighterz?
Guy 2: Kid Buu
Guy 1: fucking crayon eater!

by Itachi_Uchiha March 20, 2021

sharpen your crayon

(1.) To masturbate into the back of your 60-pack crayola crayon box.

I'm going to sharpen your crayon...ONE HANDED!

by CLAIREDEANDESIREE August 15, 2007