Crossing it up, Catholic Style

A handshake in the motion of the Catholic cross. It starts out as a normal handshake, then the hand position is changed so just the fingers are connected. From that point, the movement is up, down, then left to right and vice versa. The left to right movements should be done to the direction of the coolest person taking part in the shake. After the shake is done, it is optional for one to say "Cross it up," and the other to finish it by adding on "Catholic Style"

Person one: Oh look, Johnny and Tony are crossing it up, catholic style!
Person two: Yeah, they really must love Catholicism!!
Person three: STFU you idiots, catholics suck

by J. C. Sampson November 5, 2005

East Catholic

God's center for the rich majority snobs who wear Chanel tshirts to lacrosse practice, wear Coach backpacks, parade around in Louis Vuitton sandals, drive brand new BMWs yet don't have jobs, hang out with nuns, pray the rosary, can't differentiate between their hair color and highlights because they've been mixed in so well since they were 2, spend their time in the cancer box on a daily basis,pray before 3rd period every single day, get a Tiffany's ring for receiving a "A" on the Spanish 1 test on colors, own Dunkin Donuts, a family deli, or a grocery store, purchase and name practice gyms by the dozen (with a complimentary trainer's office and team room), pretend to ROCK THE FIELD at sports (or sometimes ACTUALLY rock the field at sports), get a day off every time a nun sneezes, have library shelves full of Catholic Encyclopedias, think they are rebels by wearing CLOGS or not tucking in their shirts (OH NO!), and love God...all the time, and believe they are the ULTIMATE shit.

kid 1:"East Catholic? Isn't that that little prison on the hill...with one driveway that no one can get into by 7:40 every morning?"
kid 2:"Yeah! Do you like my new Uggs, Coach bag, fake tan, Tiffany's necklace, and professionally filled manicure?!"
kid 1:"Oh my GOD, I'm so jealous, I wish I went to East Catholic. LET'S GO READ THE BIBLE!!!"

by anonymous947509437589 November 7, 2006

catholic shit

1. When you do a shit and the toilet paper stays pure white after you wipe.

Don't worry Father, Satan didn't spoil the bog roll, i did a catholic shit.

by lowkey1974 April 27, 2009

Catholic girl

a young female believer in the Catholic faith. Often they wear crosses. They have a stereotype for being slutty, especially the ones who go to an all girls school, but this is not always true. Some wait to have sex till they're married, some till they fall in love. Contrary to popular belief, they do NOT take it up the butt. That's still sex, and still a sin. Always a lot of fun to be around.

S: Is she Catholic?
M: Yeah, she's a Catholic girl. Lot of fun. Waiting till marriage for sex though.
S: Bummer...

by randomgirlinkilt September 9, 2011

is the pope catholic?

obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
This nonsense retort to a stupid or rhetorical question is often mixed with another popular expression - "does a bear shit in the woods?" - to produce variants like "is the bear catholic? does the Pope do it in the woods?"

"Did she come on to me?" he said. "Hey, is the Pope Catholic? Is Bill Gates rich? Of course she came on to me."

The little boy's father walked into the kitchen and asked his son if he was ready to do some fishing. "Does the Pope live in the woods? Is the bear Catholic?" the little boy answered.

by Colourful English May 16, 2006

crapalicious

Something that tastes awful; disgusting

That meal was crapalalicious!

by someone January 22, 2004

York Catholic

A school where white bitches try to act black but it doesn’t work out for them. The school is Racist as hell and the teachers throw books at you then want you to pray about it afterwards. The only true bitches there are the black ones. So amen to that. Oh yeah I forgot to mention, we do drugs in the bathroom

People: oh so you go to York Catholic?
Me: yeah why?
People: you guys must be loaded on drugs!
Me: “Walks away”

by Ellio:) June 27, 2018