Carpet Carcass

the skeletal remains founder under shit in a hoarder's house.

Dude, Did you see hoarders last night? There were four carpet carcasses in that bitch's house, yo.

by Fish & Food Bowl August 13, 2011

carpe dayum!

Latin for "seize the babe." Said around attractive people as a means of appreciation.

Friend 1: *sees ridiculously hot person* "I wish I could get a hottie like that."
Friend 2: "Well you know what they say. Carpe dayum!"
Friend 1: "Huh?"
Friend 2: "Seize that babe before they get away!"

by IrreleventNickname! December 30, 2015

Carpet surfing

Someone who searches the carpet for shards of meth that may have been dropped.

Person 1: what are you doing? You're not carpet surfing are you? F*ckin tweaker

by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

Carped

Getting catfished but it ended in a blowjob

I matched with this hot chick on tinder but she was nothing like the pictures. I turned that catfish into a carp and got a BJ. I got Carped.

by Tamar_Kaiz January 13, 2021

carpet sweeper

A person renowned for avoiding conversation topics and issues of life by using remedies such as redirection, minimisation, avoidance and dismissiveness.
A person who actively replaces the significance and importance of a subject or issue that has been raised for discussion with an insignificant, unrelated, unimportant, off topic alternative for the purpose of avoiding the initial topic or issue.
A person with a reputation for refusing to address required conversations that are commonly considered as essential to occur in order for remedial outcomes.

A person who has a reputation for intentionally avoiding the addressing of issues or topics they deem as difficult or uncomfortable by steering the discussion or conversation away from a particular topic at hand to a completely different topic.

“She is such a carpet sweeper always sweeping the terrible things she has done under the rug”

“ everyone in that family are a bunch of carpet sweepers, they never talk about the terrible things their clan did in this community and somehow if I address it with any of them the conversation always ends up being about how many wonderful kittens they sold at the markets last year”

by Soledad Flynn May 7, 2022

Beaner Cape

When a mexican wheres a plaid / flannel shirt with only the collar button buttoned up and the rest of the buttons swaying freely (like a cape). It is a common style for most mexicans.

Walkin down the street, 40 and blunt in my hand, Beaner cape on my chest.

by TheFcknJewfro March 2, 2010

Nut Caped

To rape someone by fiercely and brutally twist to pairs of male testicals together.

Dude, you just got Nut caped

While playing dead space:OMG I ALMOST GOT NUTCAPED

by MENINDANUTSOHARDANALLY October 29, 2009