crab cock

one that bites on the way in ;)

ella: bro! last night chad gave me a crab cock!
zoe: hot

by flappy_cooch_69 April 22, 2020

Crab skank

Gives men crabs

Sarah That crab skank over the road has given blokes bum nits

by Uncle dave 83 October 9, 2020

crab market

A sustained period in a financial exchange where prices fluctuate but ultimately keep returning to some baseline.

Named for the movement pattern of the crab. It is cursed to shift side to side, never progressing forwards nor retreating backwards.

Contrast bull market and bear market.

Stock up on sleeping pills folks, we're headed into a crab market.

by 1615347771 March 9, 2021

crab ass

someone who does nonstop bitching and belly aching.

I wish that crabass would shut the hell up.

by Cinna January 5, 2005

Crab Ladder

Line of hair that extends from pubic hair to bellybutton reigion.

Wow, now that i hit puberty ive grown a crab ladder!

by MadMatt74 November 15, 2003

Crab Dipper

A sexual act where a man pulls the skin of his balls over his dick so it looks like a hermit crab, and then he inserts it into a woman's vagina.

"Jacob felt that he would treat his woman to an extra special time, so he gave her a crab dipper."

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

crab muncher

a man who gives oral sex to a woman with pubic lice.

"I was nibbling away at my girlfriend when i came across a tribe of pubic lice. it was a nice tribe and they led me to the clit. I said thank you and they joined me in a good munch. This made me a Crab Muncher"

by nickthavick October 5, 2005