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Burt the couch

A couch that is taken everywhere (Town, Beach and School etc) it is normally picked up from a tip/dump and "Pimped" with love/care make it looking somewhat decent.

Burt can be found in some of the most random places you could ever imagine.

If you decide to own a Burt, make sure you treat him/her (Burt is often "bi") as you would like a member of your group.

Rules:

1. Burt is a complete couch slut and will often attract a lot of attention so keep him/her in you sights at all times. (So those swamp ninjas don't take away Burt)

2. No sex on Burt, as this could be a birth control problem if Burt is owned by the wrong people.

3. There is no limit to how many people can fit on Burt.

4. If Burt is used to play halo, MLG rules will only be tolerated as Burt only wants the best.

5. If drink is spilled, the spiller must lick it off passionately.

Not to be confused with levis couch
"Whats that couch doing in the middle of the beach?" Asks Jill "Don't worry its just Burt" Replys Emma

They continue to go sit on Burt and live happily ever after.

"Jess is being a complete biatch today" says everyone. "Don't worry, we will just not invite her to the next Burt bash" says Tom

Burt the couch never sleeps
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couch jumper

1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)

2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)
Dammit I hate that kid, he's such a couch jumper!!
by Johnny452 September 16, 2006
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Couch Mining

To scrounge for coins, pens, or or other small objects typically found under the cushions and/or inside the gaps of a couch or chair.
JOHN: Hey Pete, you gotta extra fifty cents for a small pizza?

PETE: I think so, lemme just lift a cushion here and do a little couch mining for change.
by Mr Tango Jones February 2, 2010
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Fuck Couch

When you're living in poverty, the fuck couch is the designated spot for you, your boys, or you and your boys to bring the bitches back to for some sexing
Jerome, if you want some privacy with that hoe, take her to the fuck couch.. Let me know if ya need some help yo
by FarOutWords November 22, 2010
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Moving the couch

To go smoke weed with your friends, the term is used in public to not use the words smoke or weed.
Kade: hey bro let's move the couch.
Aaron: yeah moving the couch is a must today.
by Cojack55 December 28, 2014
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couch face

the face you make when you look completely lost with your mouth open because you’re too stoned to get off the couch
Friend 1: Look at that guy smoking over there, he has the dumbest-looking couch face right now!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!
by hotgochu February 3, 2019
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Couch Raise

A raise in your pay that equates to change that can be found in ones couch. Often this change comes from your own pockets or guests who sit down on your couch.
"Hey, I heard you got a 3% raise, congrats!"

"Fuck that, it's a couch raise."

"Couch raise?"

"It's $5 more on every paycheque, I can find more than that between the cushions of my fucking couch every two weeks"
by ShionUzuki May 18, 2017
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