by zozza March 18, 2021
Get the humble cottager mug.A bunch of white people that are practice their own satanic cult,are usually very ugly in appearance both physically and mentally and nobody likes them. They usually come off as normal to anybody,just the basic white person. But have really bad intentions for other people.
We found some cottage cheese up in this North Carolina city,they prank call often and its not even that generation anymore.
If you ever hear the term,"bless you" and you haven't done anything wrong or sneezed,that's a red flag for some cottage cheese.
No one likes those bitches,in fact...they're like musty cottage cheese...tasteless and boring.
If you ever hear the term,"bless you" and you haven't done anything wrong or sneezed,that's a red flag for some cottage cheese.
No one likes those bitches,in fact...they're like musty cottage cheese...tasteless and boring.
by Mandy Whittaker March 21, 2021
Get the Cottage Cheese mug.Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.
"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
by nevereveragain August 31, 2013
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by Bigbro77755743 October 23, 2023
Get the Cottaging mug.Person 1: “My friend Janice wore her lululemon leggings so much that she got Pussy Cottage Cheese all over her apartment floor”
Person 2: “Are you sure that she would be happy with you saying that information to me?”
Person 1: “Well she’s a bitch and I hate her so its whatever”
Person 2: “Are you sure that she would be happy with you saying that information to me?”
Person 1: “Well she’s a bitch and I hate her so its whatever”
by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
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