Corfield

A fluffy-headed furball person who is consuming with their quiet confidence and composure. Well-centered member of society other than the fact that he/she is a stoner, alcoholic, a drug abuser, and well known by the police. Passive-aggressiveness is their weakness. They allow emotions to build up until something terrible happens and they may strike an object harder than their hand. Their smooth-talking and well mannered behavior can score them with the ladies/men and get them out of rough situations.

How did he get that one passed his mom?" "He's a Corfield...

by P Mallz December 1, 2010

Cornell University

The member of the Ivy League that is looked down upon as the "Crappy Ivy" (a rather oxymoronic term in itself as all Ivies are excellent schools) by the other seven members of the Ivy League, because it is the least challenging to get into, is partially a state school, and has the highest suicide rate.

Hey, did you get into Harvard?
No
Yale?
No
Princeton?
No
Columbia?
No
Penn?
No
Brown?
No
Dartmouth?
No
Cornell University?
Yeah
Sorry man, that sucks.
Yeah it does.

by JanusKN September 30, 2005

Corneilus08

{Polish} Past Tense of Corneilus Eat...meaning to have eaten out the backdoor...Corneilus being a vulgar compound contraction of the words cornhole and a common misspelling (in da projects yo) of religious...therefore "Corneilus" is to call out a religious exclamation while driving deep down the Hershey Highway.

"Yo, yo, yo...broke me off a piece o' ShaNae's booty last night...Corneilus so loud the neighbors were bangin da wall...straight?"

"Nigga, please...didja Corneilus08 her after?"

"Any real man with more than fuzz would...fool!"

by SC-Nasty February 24, 2010

cornicle

1. the proper term for chunks of juicy corn found in ones pooh after a particularly nasty constipated type of pooh.

1. *examines pooh* wooah look at that big juicy lump of cornicle in my feces

by vick-roy December 21, 2003

Cornell Fedex

When someone graduates from Cornell's online program, a special Fedex package is sent. This package consists of a stick with instructions on how to stick it up your ass. This normally happens during Cornell's commencement ceremony.

Ever since Jack graduated from E-Cornell, he's been on pins and needles waiting for his Cornell Fedex

by geo_rube November 3, 2010

cornelius

curling one out into a male mans mouth, then he swallows it whilst rubbing his nipplets.

"oh judas, your amazins at giving me a cornelius!"

by jonathon willabarto demicree lindsense August 10, 2006

Cornell

An asshole, a butthole.

Have you ever had bad diarrhea that your Cornell hurts ?

by Cornell diahrrea October 14, 2018