The Confused Cat

The Cat That Looks Confused In This One Picture

Quinyah: Have you heard of The Confused Cat Yet ?
Macharie: Yes ! The Cat Is So Funny

by followmeeditsbymacharieoninsta November 19, 2019

Confused Matthew

A totally down to earth film reviewer. Different to most critics as he reviews popular films he considers did not deserve the attention they gained, hence the reason he is 'confused'. He explains why in a clear and detailed fashion and offers solid arguments as to why a film was bad.

Confused Matthew:
They may as well as hung a neon sign over the water that says "this way to the secret Gungan city".

by Arkatos August 26, 2010

IM confused

When you're running multiple IM conversations and send an IM response to the wrong person. Then when you realize it or they notice, you apologetically send them "IM confused." The "IM" in this case is a minor double-entendre since also indicates "I'm".

Frank: (Sends the following IM to Jane, thought he was sending to Jake..) "I can't believe she was the only girl at that party last night, as well as the only drunk!"
Jane: My party? What? I wasn't drunk!
Frank: Uhh, IM confused... that was for Jake
Jane: Oh yeah, that makes it OK!? WTH!?

by imprudentcoma February 3, 2010

Pussy Confusion

When a male gets excited because he thinks he is going to receive sex from a female, based on his own speculation with no grounds supporting his thought but he does not get with the female at the end of the night.

Male: Bro, tonight I was so excited, I thought for sure I was going to get laid. I was ready to go all night, now my body just doesn't know what to do.
Bro: Bro, you got pussy confusion.

by Mötley Crew January 5, 2015

gender confused

someone who obviously hasnt a clue as to which sex they belong to when they get dressed for the day

"saturday night live" from the 80's..."it's pat" & the movie that followed. pat was gender confused

by el fartismo December 6, 2013

orientation Confused

a person that doesnt know if they are fags or just metro and hangs with boys that are homosexual

Person 1: Why do you talk like that and hang with that person are u gay?

Person 2:no??? umm... he "just cool"

Person 1: yea ok u are orientation confused

by khia love December 9, 2008

confused with a toilet

shat on or peed upon, shit on one/something, treat with total abandonment of respect, 'stink' upon one, break-down, malfunction

my boss got me confused with a toilet

my tv confused me with a toilet last night

john's wife confused him with a toilet

by michael foolsley August 11, 2010