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condimentia

A medical condition in which the elderly lose their sense of taste and overstock their condiments to enhance every food item they prepare.
Man, my grandma's fridge has nothing but half-used jars of horse radish, ketchup, and hot sauce. Her condimentia is really getting bad.
by jonojett May 21, 2011
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First Continental Congress

The act of multiple people ejaculating on someone's back, then all signing it with a sharpie.
George Washington: Hey lets invite Betsy Ross over for a First Continental Congress.

Benjamin Franklin: Splendid.
by Nav23 April 17, 2011
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Continental

The act of penetrating one's parter from behind, while reaching around and fellating his or her genitalia (also known as a reacharound) with one hand, and simultaneously having one's thumb or fingers on the other hand sucked on. The partner in the front (being penetrated) reaches behind their head for the penetrator to suck on their fingers or thumb.

The sensation of having one's fingers sucked on can simulate the feeling of a blowjob, and can be quite arousing.

The participant in the rear is said to be giving a Continental.

The participant in the front is said to be receiving a Continental.

The act can be performed heterosexually or homosexually, and draws its name from the idea that the participants are reaching back and forth around each other, as if reaching all around the globe.
"Last night I thought I was going to give a reacharound to my partner until she started sucking on my fingers right at the climax! I sucked on her fingers right back, and it was the best Continental I ever had."

"Last night I had the worst Continental ever. My partner bit off my thumb and I was rushed to the ER."
by Mr.Gency's Exit April 4, 2008
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Facebook Confident

Someone who will like or comment on anyone's status, picture or post without a care in the world
Jonh: "did you hear that Adam liked Louise's status last night?"

Anna: "But Adam has no idea who she is?"

Jonh: "I guess he is just facebook confident"
by Robin French January 8, 2012
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continent rule

The idea that if a person has a significant other on different continent, that person is technically single.
Conversation occurs in the U.S.

Jose: Hey by the way, Trina has a boyfriend back home in Norway.
Rea: Why should I care? Continent rule!
by Jans Herrsmann October 18, 2010
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condiment thief

the reason why McDonald's hides ketchup and mustard behind the counter
Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments
by ranktude November 29, 2012
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Condimental

When a diner overestimates the amount of condiment he requires, thus causing a large excess to be left on the plate after the meal has been consumed in its entirety.
Ben: Have you copped a load of that peng waitress?

Emile: Yeah. I was thinking of leaving my digits on this napkin for her.

Ben: Good luck. She wouldn't look twice at you given how condimental you've gone.
by Bemile February 26, 2013
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