Columbian Musket Loader

The act of packing cocaine into an erect penis.

Sam - "Brittney packed a gram of the finest nuggets right into my dick. Shit hurt but I was drunk as fuck and told her to snort it, too."

Ray - "She pulled the ol' Columbian Musket Loader on ya. Brutal."

Columbian Musket Loader by Nesquik Guy February 25, 2023

Shadow Combine 

Shadow Combine is just a human being

Shadow Combine is Best Boi

Shadow Combine by LJ is best gurl April 21, 2021

Shadow Combine 

A soggy old pickle. But a cool one

Shadow Combine is a piece of shit, a cool one obviously

Shadow Combine by urmom_LJ November 22, 2021

Columbia 

A smallish suburb located roughly halfway between Baltimore, Md and D.C. The median income, as well as the median age of residents (and cost of living) is slowly rising. Best known for its ridiculous literary street names. The example below features actual street names.

The girl from Columbia who lived on Red Keel was jealous of her friend, who lived on Mooseberger Court.

Columbia by ZGL March 3, 2005

columbian sugar 

slang term used to identify drugs from columbia primarily cocaine, crack, heroine.

jason - aye mahesh did you get the columbian sugar from khem ?
mahesh - yeah he gave it to me in convient little bags so we can take the sugar where ever we want and give it to people
jason - alright man good stuff

columbian sugar by [e-mail] March 30, 2008

Combiner 

Any type of tomato used in COMBINATION with guacamole, usually on a taco, usually on Tuesday.

Does that tomato make a good combiner?

Combiner by keeganturnerwood June 10, 2018

Pre-Columbian

Before coffee

Said in response to running over the trashcan while backing out of the driveway in the morning; "Dude, that's a fine example of pre-Columbian driving."

Pre-Columbian by Sf_alphamale February 26, 2015