confusedicus

denotes a state of confusion...portmanteau of confused and Confucius

Some people are very basic, you use even the simplest dry sarcasm, which is very obviously tongue-in-cheek, and they get all confusedicus

by humorus_definicus June 22, 2017

confused nigga hours

When Tyler can't sort his life out so waits up until 3:25 when all his confusion goes for 1 hour

Fuck me sam my heads gone.
Wait up until confused nigga hours bro that'l sort ya

by Sort it ty September 29, 2017

Confuseytube

When you don't know what shitty content to make.

Person 1: I've already used a kid with cancer for views, and I don't know what to do next.
Person 2: Sounds like your confuseytube'd.

by Danklord69420 July 29, 2018

Cofuse

A word for confused gays, invented by some bisexual girl on Mochi.

Friend: “That guy is really hot.”

You: “Brian, he’s obviously straight, you little gay shit. Why are you always so fucking cofuse??”

by Dora Dream February 20, 2019

Cofuse

A word for confused gays, invented by some bisexual girl on Mochi.

Friend: “That guy is really hot.”

You: “Brian, he’s obviously straight, you little gay shit. Why are you always so fucking cofuse??”

by Dora Dream February 20, 2019

cofuse

when a bunch of queers and gays group together to form a cult

maggie: “woah, look at all those gays, they must be starting to cofuse”

todd: “maggie shut the fuck up and go join them you fag”

maggie:

by aconfusedgay March 31, 2019

Confuse abuse

To confuse abuse someone is very similar to emotional abuse. Imagine every day you are made to feel like you have done something wrong and everything is your fault when in reality it isn’t, it is the other person - that is confuse abuse. To drive someone who hasn’t done anything wrong insane whilst they try figure out what is up. To constantly have a go at someone for nothing. Confuse abuse can lead into several mental health problems such as: psychosis, depression, anxiety and low self esteem. This can also result in suicide or extreme depression. If you think you are getting confuse abused... tell someone, get help.

I just don’t understand what I am doing so wrong every day to deserve this, I’m getting confuse abused.

by El0963 April 3, 2019