In reference to Ice-T's H.A.M. of a wife.
Do prostitutes look at you and say Damn?
Is your wardrobe 50% spandex?
Are 50% of your shoes 4 inches or higher and have clear heels?
On your myspace page do all of your pictures show yo' booty in the air or titties out for all to see?
Do your man wear gators?
In pictures do yours and your mans outfits match?
Do you call your man "Baby Poo"? Does he call you "Bitch, get over here!"
Do your sons friends want to "hit that"?
Do you still line your lips?
Do people side-eye you and say "Jesus take the wheel"?
Do you wear white jeans year round?
Do you even own flat shoes?
Do the folks at Planned Parenthood use your photo when explaining to young ho's in training what not to wear in order to avoid UTI's and yeast infections?
Do you constantly have Camel Toe or Moose Knuckle?
Do you refer to your man as my nigga?
Is your man on parole?
Have you stopped seeing your family becuase your man can't leave the county?
Is his real name Tron or Lysol?
Have you seen more knives then a Benihnana?
Are you considering ass implants?
Do pannies clash with your outfit?
If this sounds like you then grab the champagne and pour it on yourself, because you you have achieved COCO STATUS! It's a celebration bitches!
Do prostitutes look at you and say Damn?
Is your wardrobe 50% spandex?
Are 50% of your shoes 4 inches or higher and have clear heels?
On your myspace page do all of your pictures show yo' booty in the air or titties out for all to see?
Do your man wear gators?
In pictures do yours and your mans outfits match?
Do you call your man "Baby Poo"? Does he call you "Bitch, get over here!"
Do your sons friends want to "hit that"?
Do you still line your lips?
Do people side-eye you and say "Jesus take the wheel"?
Do you wear white jeans year round?
Do you even own flat shoes?
Do the folks at Planned Parenthood use your photo when explaining to young ho's in training what not to wear in order to avoid UTI's and yeast infections?
Do you constantly have Camel Toe or Moose Knuckle?
Do you refer to your man as my nigga?
Is your man on parole?
Have you stopped seeing your family becuase your man can't leave the county?
Is his real name Tron or Lysol?
Have you seen more knives then a Benihnana?
Are you considering ass implants?
Do pannies clash with your outfit?
If this sounds like you then grab the champagne and pour it on yourself, because you you have achieved COCO STATUS! It's a celebration bitches!
Erin: Damn! You see 'ol girl crossing the street.
Dee: Is she wearing clear heels at 8am?
Erin: And the bitch got on white stretch pants pulled up to her ribs...with a belt.
Dee: I straight up see moose knuckle.
Erin: That bitch has definately achieved Coco Status.
Dee: Is she wearing clear heels at 8am?
Erin: And the bitch got on white stretch pants pulled up to her ribs...with a belt.
Dee: I straight up see moose knuckle.
Erin: That bitch has definately achieved Coco Status.
by Dee N Erin July 29, 2008
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by Homer Smith October 15, 2006
"you be coco puffs son"
"don't go all coco puff on me"
"Kristen, you are a coco puff!"
"I totally went coco puff yesterday'
"don't go all coco puff on me"
"Kristen, you are a coco puff!"
"I totally went coco puff yesterday'
by PictsyStephie November 11, 2010
When you set a glass of milk on the table and then leave the room only to come back and find that someone had taken a shit in your milk..... A pretty fucked up joke to play on your friends yet very funny brings up questions such as..... Why are you so fucked up? Who the fuck does that? How did you get the shit in the glass?
Chris: Damn bro Brittaney went to go to the bath room and left her glass of milk on the table and Dick Ducketts coco puffed her ass.....
Ferry: Hahahahah thats fucking awesome.....
Ferry: Hahahahah thats fucking awesome.....
by ecd777 May 15, 2007
When you squat down and shit in your hand.Then fling the fresh hot shit into the face and chest of the unsuspecting receipient.
by MrBaggs December 16, 2008