People with the nickname "Coats" deserve the world! They are talented, super arts-y, love musicals, and are dog-people. They are some of the best people and they are not people you want to make your enemies. They are passionate and stand up for those they love. They truly care and anyone who knows a "Coats" is lucky to have them in their lives.
Friend: I wish I had a friend with a cool nickname, who is super talented, into musicals, reads a lot, and is generally an amazing person!
- Well, actually I know someone exactly like this! Have you heard of Coats ?
- Well, actually I know someone exactly like this! Have you heard of Coats ?
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a sex goddess who is a "lady on the street but a freak in the bed". she suppresses her nymphomania by cooking gourmet and unreplicable meals.
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One item is so vastly superior that it just fucking bitch slaps the competition.
Or that both items are equal and therefore the funniness is gone and the term becomes more literal.
One item is so vastly superior that it just fucking bitch slaps the competition.
Or that both items are equal and therefore the funniness is gone and the term becomes more literal.
That bitch and this bitch? No contest my man. This bitch is the shit.
Xbox 360 and PS3? No contest, your shit just RRoDed your ass and my PS3 YLoDed.
Mac or PC? No contest there man, I figured out how to get PC on my Mac. 'cept the GPU sucks.
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Mac or PC? No contest there man, I figured out how to get PC on my Mac. 'cept the GPU sucks.
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