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sextra close 

Form of Speech: Adjective
A distinction of proximity or relationship status with another departing from casual association to relations of a sexual nature. Often used interchangeably with "friends with benefits", but can be used to imply more intimate consociation.
Mrs. Jeffries: "So, are you and Professor Wilcox just friends or what?
Cassandra: "Well, we are really close, last night we got SEXTRA CLOSE, mhmm teeheehee pfft" * fart sound
sextra close by jordan lane August 19, 2009
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A close encounter of the athletic kind 

A phrase that many AI written articles use to describe a sporting event (usually High School).

If an article includes this phrase, chances are it’s a box score stretched out into an article with no real player names given whatsoever.
One article: Lancaster edged Ashville Teays Valley 24-17 in a close encounter of the athletic kind on Aug. 18 in Ohio football.

Another article: Chillicothe Southeastern edged West Salem Northwestern 28-20 in a close encounter of the athletic kind in Ohio high school football action on Aug. 18.

Yet another article: Tates Creek edged Eastern 21-14 in a close encounter of the athletic kind during this Kentucky football game.
Word of the Day on July 25, 2024

keep your cards close to your chest 

Keep your plans only with you, be careful and do not tell to the wrong person. small mouth.
I´m leaving my job next year for a 6 months travel around the world, but should keep your cards close to your chest, otherwise your boss will fire you before next year.

Custom ringtone close. 

Someone who is close enough to you to have a custom ringtone in your cellphone.
Jim: "I didn't know you were friends with Sally."

John: "Oh yeah; we're like custom ringtone close."

Fucking close to water 

A joke from a Monty Python live show regarding watery American beer.
Monty Python:

" Frankly over here we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
It's fucking close to water. "

Keep Close to the Willows

An Ozark verb meaning to be cautious. Conservative. Modest. Taken from a phrase used while skinny dipping in a willow bordered creek.
Keep close to the willows when you deal with a backstabbing gossip.

but if you close your eyes 

does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?
but if you close your eyes,
does it almost feel like nothing changed at all,

and if you close your eyes,