Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.

In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.

by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016

chumming

To have an exited conversation with friends, or chums, in which one or all involed are most enthused by the topic.

"Oh dear. He is/they are chumming again."

by 'Jamin May 19, 2005

chimping

Considered a sexual act.. When partners begin deficating in their own hands and then throw fecal matter at each other.. (Similar to the acts of a chimpanzee)

so much better chimping out then in your own home

by Flipinphilly June 26, 2015

self coupling

The idiotic made up term someone uses to describe their self when in truth, they are just too conceited to admit that they are incapable of loving another, so they give up and dignify their loneliness by "deciding" to remain alone.

That idiot, Emma Watson, loves herself so much, there's no room for anyone else in her heart but herself. She's self coupling...with...well...herself...(her and her partner must burn through dildos like a normal couple goes through condoms!)

by Lonesentry December 6, 2019

Chumming

When a chick's skirt is so short she leaves her pussing stink trailing behind her in an attempt to lure a humping partner.

This hot weather should really help that skank out with her chumming.

by jw23longball January 23, 2010

Chumming

A dating tactic involving the use of one's good looks to lure a less attractive mate into a one-sided and emotionally unsatisfying relationship.
(Taken from the crab fishing term for illegally using perforated dog food cans to bait a trap)

"Damn, she's so fine! She says she likes me too."
"No man, she's way out of your league. She's just chumming."

by tylersnard May 16, 2009

chumming

To be overly friendly towards members of the opposite sex, normally in an attempt to pull, and with any luck, play hide the sausage with them

"where's Jason?"

"Oh don't worry, he's just chumming the barmaid again"

"pfft, better get another pint in then"

by newbloke August 22, 2005