chronoable

Kron-oh-uh-buh l
adjective
1. capable of kiteboarding in 5 knot winds because you own an Ozone Chrono kite.

"It's blowing 5 knots. It's Chronoable! I'll be on the water having fun in 10 minutes." This will be your daily posting online to social media after checking the wind speed at your favorite kiteboarding spot. It will drive your friends insane. They will first tell you that kiting in low winds is not fun. However after seeing how much fun you are having, they will get an Ozone Chrono and become a fellow Chronie and kiteboard everyday as soon as the winds hits 5 knots.

by Matanzas Inlet March 18, 2015

Chronolocate

Verb meaning to fix in time; to establish the date of

We are attempting to chronolocate this urn we dug up.

by Softhands May 24, 2017

Chronophagus

(Cron-off-oh-gus) A synonym to replace "time consuming" *Chron* being the prefix meaning time and the esophagus being the canal you consume things with, it only makes sense for chronophagus to be a synonym for time consuming.

1. This essay is so chronophagus, it's taking forever.
2. Boiling water is such a chronophagus thing to do.

by Phoebe Sanchez October 11, 2017

Chronockasnaka syndrome

This syndrome is chronic snaking syndrome. It is when someone constantly is a snake, and skips out on shit.

This syndrome causes snaking anytime, anywhere! It even causes snaking on your birthday. It also causes you to be an asshole to women.

It is pronounced Chro-nacka-snacka-syndrome, with an A sound not an AH sound, at the end A's.

Dude is Hunter coming?

Sorry dude but he has Chronockasnaka syndrome

by Wangerbuster April 20, 2018

Chromosomean

A cult of people putting their hoodies behind their ears. Started by Cory Robertson.

We are part of the chromosomeans we are only a little dumb

by pebblekitty2 May 22, 2018

Chromosaur

That one friend in the group

Joey groves is a chromosaur

by GOOOOEY July 26, 2018

Chronomenudecidophobia

The fear of being in the scenario in which you’ve taken too much time looking at the menu to decide what you want to eat, to then suffer through eating the thing you ordered

Please let me read the menu before we go to the restaurant. I have Chronomenudecidophobia and don’t want to get caught in that awkward scenario where you're taking too long to look at the menu and the waiter comes over and you order out of politeness without giving it much thought and then you hate the thing you ordered but suffer through eating it because it's too late now

by GloriousBBQHoncho June 6, 2019