Choose

What a Puerto Rican wears on his feet.

Yo Jose, check out my new choose. I stole 'em from foot locker!

by Fish-Sam September 21, 2009

choose

To select for a fight, or to pick a fight with someone.

When someone chooses you, you can stand and fight or you can run.

by BoySetsTheFire October 11, 2004

Choosed

Past tense of chose

Peter choosed to go to school.

by PitaBread October 15, 2010

Choose Game

Basically, you choose odds or evens and remark "Once, twice, three, SHOOT!" each player either holds out a closed fist, 1 finger, or 2 fingers, therefore the total can either add up to 0, 1, 2, 3, or 4. If it is 0, no player wins. If it is even (2,4) the evens player wins and if it's odd (1,3) the odds player wins.

Seinfeld: George and Jerry played the Choose game in 'The Robbery' Episode to decide who should get the apartment, Jerry ends up winning.

by Seinfeldlolololol June 2, 2011

choosing fee

the amount of money a prostitute gives her pimp upon the contractual agreement (most of the time verbal) in order for the arrangement to proceed.

"i stole your bitch, and she done paid me the choosing fee of $5000, and she starts this evening"

"in order for you to embrace this pimpin', ho, you need to pay the choosing fee"

by notcaptsaveaho September 29, 2012

choosing beggar

A typical choosing beggar wants things that are decently expensive, and good quality, for astonishingly low prices. The "choosing beggar" title, originated from Reddit, under a subreddit called r/choosingbeggars. When choosing beggars don't get their ways, they often start cussing and threatening the person trying to sell them the item. A karen is often a choosing beggar.

Salesperson - I had a choosing beggar try to get a 3-month-old MacBook from me for 30 dollars and some essential oils!

Friend - Dude WTF? Those peeps are insane, man.

by nutella_14 May 20, 2019

choose up

Often used when refering to a pimp or hoe.

James told Sarah to "choose up" and get this money!

by ashrah April 3, 2008