chappy-doo

The chappy-doo is a basic defense mechanism used to combat SAS (Sweaty Ass Syndrome). The chappy-doo consists of a small amount of toilet paper, usually consisting of 2-3 squares, folded and wedged firmly into the butt cheeks. The purpose is to absorb excess crack sweat during especially warm days. The chappy-doo can reach capacity before the user is in a proper location to dispose of it. In this case, it is recommended the user walk with a wide stance and shake one or both legs during the steps. This technique, when successful, will send the chappy-doo down the pants leg and onto the ground. Practice this technique in your favorite retail store.

"Dude, I had to jettison the my chappy-doo in Wal-Mart today."

by F. Rollins July 16, 2008

chipay

when one gets cramp during sex

jamie got chipay and couldnot carry on!

by anonomuse May 17, 2006

Stairface Chippendale

A "Stairface Chippendale" is the term used to describe someone who thinks he is without fault in any situation and that the world owes him an apology because his own life is worthless.

"Stairface" may refer to either:

A. An area of granulation tissue positioned along ones head in a staircase-like formation, or

B. The fact that the person in question feels like he may walk all over someone as if they don't matter - because his righteousness reigns supreme.

Frequently, examples 'A' and 'B' are exemplified by one in the same person.

"Chippendale" is the reference that the offender believes that his high horse is justified, therefore allowing him to be the "Stairface" as described.

After the accident, he turned into a total Stairface Chippendale." "Really? I haven't talked to him to know..." "Oh yeah. He wears the scars as a badge requiring all those in the know to bow down in pity for him. Further, he uses the bad circumstances to justify his treating others, especially family, as worthless garbage." "Wow, that's rough dude." "Yeah it is, but that Stairface Chippendale can go fuck himself because the way he treats others is inappropriate and is better than he himself should be treated." "I see your point. What a doucher.

by kult December 14, 2010

Dick Chipper

An individual with braces that does a really bad job at giving head.

May also apply to someone with sharp, snaggled teeth.

I can wait for Sonja to get her braces off. Finally she won’t be a dick chipper. That shit hurts.

My uncle is a dick chipper. His teeth are too sharp.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

chappy ass

The one person in the group who is constantly abused and revels in it. This person also continually lowers his standards to exceedingly hilarous levels.

Here comes old chappy ass smiling again. He's all scratched up 'cause you pushed him of the porch into the shrubs last night. He just skipped class again today. The boy ain't right.

by T.K.F. August 26, 2008

Clippy

The annoying paperclip that Microsoft added to it's program to make your life just that much harder.

Clippy-'I see you're trying to study! Would you like me to fuck with you insead?'
1.Screw with me until I hit the screen
2.Fuck off

by nicolee-- July 24, 2009

chipper

One who enjoys the art of plugging away at something until they have succeeded against all the odds.

Steve is at the pub and spots a hot chick on the dance floor. He approaches her and askes her to come home with him and is denied. Feeling really down he goes off and gets her a triple burbon and coke and gets his mate to give it to her. She drinks it, and then he approaches her again. This time she throws her arms and legs around him and says yes, take me know handsome prince. Nice work chipper!!!

by C-Ali February 20, 2007