damn you know that album that Axle Rose has been working on for the past 12 years, its a fuckin Chinese Democracy
by (=$eth=) January 22, 2009
Get the Chinese Democracymug. Actually is wasn't written by Johnny Thunders at all. Most of it was written by Dee Dee Ramone, another 2 verses was written by Richard Hell who was, of course, also in the Heartbreakers and also a junkie.
cited from speratical
by Joe Mama April 12, 2005
Get the chinese rockmug. A sexual position where a man and a woman enter a reverse cowboy, and a crowd of men (preferably Asian) form a circle around the 2 and urinate on the woman. This symbolizes fending off the mythic Chinese dragon.
Guy 1 - "Dude, i need a new position to try on my girlfriend"
(Asian) Guy 2 - "How about the legendary Chinese Monster"
(Asian) Guy 2 - "How about the legendary Chinese Monster"
by asianmonserman6969 April 20, 2009
Get the Chinese Monstermug. A synonym for something that is anticipated and anticipated for years to come, then finally when it comes out, people become ecstatic but then are disappointed when they find out they were waiting years and years for something that is complete shit.
I waited forever to graduate, but after I left school and ended up at a dead-end job flipping hamburgers to pay the rent of a small Detroit apartment infested with fleas, I realized graduation was just Chinese Democracy.
by Dr. Dick E May 12, 2009
Get the Chinese Democracymug. The Chinese penis and the Western penis represents the forces of yin and yang.
Yin = Soft
Yang = Hard
An old Chinese proverb illustrates this :
A Chinese penis is always hard, strong, and unbending like an oak tree reaching into the heavens.
A Western penis is always soft, fluid, spongy, and very loose like the beautiful clothes waving in the wind on a clothesline.
Yin = Soft
Yang = Hard
An old Chinese proverb illustrates this :
A Chinese penis is always hard, strong, and unbending like an oak tree reaching into the heavens.
A Western penis is always soft, fluid, spongy, and very loose like the beautiful clothes waving in the wind on a clothesline.
by Dr. Richard Foxworth, PHD November 3, 2006
Get the chinese penismug. Angala Chinese is when a dude is getting head from his girl and he is slamming her face onto his cock and she gags. Thus, causing her to vomit all over his piece. When the guy blows his load the girl swallows his load, as well as a mouth full of her own vomit.
by jacked as fuck November 15, 2007
Get the Angala Chinesemug. It's a variant of the Chinese Stoplight, known by some as the Chinese Firedrill. The difference however is the car does not stop. It takes a whole new level of badassery to accomplish such a task and it should not be attempted by anyone but the most experienced daredevils.
One good strategy for a 3 person Chinese Greenlight is shown below.
One good strategy for a 3 person Chinese Greenlight is shown below.
Driver: CHINESE GREENLIGHT GO! *climbs out window onto hood*
Passenger 1: You take the wheel! Meet you on the otherside! *climbs out window onto roof*
Passenger 2: *gives wheel to passenger 1, climbs out window into nearby window*
Driver: *Climbs into passenger 1's original seat.*
All: YEA!! We all just gained a badass level!
Passenger 1: You take the wheel! Meet you on the otherside! *climbs out window onto roof*
Passenger 2: *gives wheel to passenger 1, climbs out window into nearby window*
Driver: *Climbs into passenger 1's original seat.*
All: YEA!! We all just gained a badass level!
by Omega, Quail, Fox. January 22, 2010
Get the Chinese Greenlightmug.