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brasumptious chesticles

An incredulously large pair of breasts found on a slim girl.

Eye poppingly large boobies which are bursting out of their bra and yearning to be set free. They're bra-bursting, sumptuous and presumptuous!!! They assume the world needs to see them and they're right!
"Crikey Bruce, look at the brasumptious chesticles on that Sheila"

"Did you see the bird Craig got off with?"
"Yeah mate, she had a right pair of brasumptious chesticles!"

"Did you see Brett bump into that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, he got a faceful of brasumptious chesticles. Lucky bastard"
by ScottRiley February 23, 2008
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Dylan chest

A chest in Minecraft hunger games that has too many items, or OP items, that make the player who finds the chest have a way higher possibility of winning.
"Hey, i just got a diamond sword in that chest!"

"Dude, thats such a Dylan chest..."
by trollinglane June 2, 2014
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sledder chest

A sledder chest is when your chest and gut form a perfect ski jump slope. At the end of the jump or "the table" you would hit and launch a jump of maximum "fly" distance. The perfect sledder chest would land a sledder in the worlds record for distance. The gut portion that forms this perfect sledder chest is known as an SCSG.
Pillz: Yo check out that dude's sledder chest. He cant get any closer to the table as a result. His chest also acts as a bib for food collection.
Mich: Yeah he's totally bibbing up BIBBED UP like chi chi.
by 1337c0d3d00d May 18, 2016
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Shallow chesting

When someone’s penis is so far down another throat, it reaches the chest.
“Dude I was getting a BJ from this chick, and my dick went so far down we were shallow chesting

Who the fuck are you?”
by Naltica December 16, 2020
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still pants in the chest

An expression used to state that a situation, person or object is fine, or okay.
John: Hows life?
Paul: Still pants in the chest
by PantChest February 25, 2010
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Surfing the chest

For this action you require 2 friends to come over. You then lie down on the floor, preferably on some plastic sheeting. Then one of your buddies takes a tremendous dump on your chest while blowing off your other Buddie.
Mate I did surfing the chest last night it was messy!!!...
by AZIMAN March 4, 2017
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Chopping board chest

When a woman has no tits,not even an A cup
Damn,she has no tits,just some skin then ribs,she got chopping board chest
by Alloy June 20, 2020
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