cerella

She can always put a smile on your face, she's caring and is very family oriented. She ' s also known as the singing lady, you can always hear her singing through the house., and also loves her cat
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Hey that Cerella she 's always petting her pussy.

by G I October 31, 2017

Cerebral Palmsy

When the person giving you a handjob with involuntary jerking motions that make no sense.

That chick gave me a Cerebral Palmsy last night.

by WarEagle1977 September 4, 2018

College Cereal

The act of cutting your banana into your cereal that has almost no milk with a spoon. This is because your knives are packed away and you're too lazy to get them/forgot where they're packed, AND you couldn't be bothered to go to the grocery store because you're too poor to afford milk that isn't baby-formula.

I just college cereal'd my cocoa puffs and my roommate looked at me, then proceeded to offer me water to make the milk last longer.

by TheOperation August 19, 2010

Chemical Cerebral Defibrillation

Getting so drunk it re-sets your brain.

"I need to get shit-faced drunk." "You mean a chemical cerebral defibrillation?"

by Stace138 June 24, 2012

Dorito Cereal

Dorito Cereal is the new stoner food!!!! The birth of this meal was on September 15, 2014 in Shairi Stanley's apartment kitchen. The ingredients consist of:
Doritos (any flavor)
Velveta nacho cheese
Seasoned Ground Beef (optional)

Rotel
Sour Cream (optional)
Jalapeños (optional)

Shairi: I have serious munchies...
Inner Shairi: You got nacho cheese and meat in the fridge.
Shairi: Oh shit yea! And I got jalapeños and sour cream.
Inner Shairi: And Doritos!
Shairi: But no clean plates!
Inner Shairi: Mix all that shit up and eat it!

Shairi: Fuck yea! It looks like cereal, Dorito Cereal!!!!

by Rashad B. September 15, 2014

cup cereal

Cup cereal is an act of laziness; not wanting to wash out a bowl after spending five minutes looking for something to hold your cereal.

I don’t have clean bowls for my cereal, guess I have to make cup cereal.

by Dongle flongle October 18, 2020

Eat a bowl of cereal

For a man to have his penis forcibly sucked by another man while his grandmother cooks brownies.

Me: Bro, I could totally go for a eat a bowl of cereal right a about now
My friend: Now don't be getting any ideas...
My grandma: Yeah it is way to late for sweets

by The pig god October 25, 2017