Special Child

Someone who posts on TikTok

That special child is about to lose their license to live

by ABCDEFG,HIJKLMNOP,QRS,TUV,WX,Y October 3, 2021

childroz

Children, especially children out of wedlock. Beebee kids. Kids that won't go to bed when you are trying to get your freek on with their moms.

The are too many hoes with childroz

by Dwayne January 15, 2004

childe

the most hottest fatui in the whole of tevyat

girl 1: *pulls for childe and gets him*
girl 2: HOW DID YOU GET HIM ON YOUR FIRST 10 PULL??? *proceeds to strangle girl 1 to death*

by childesimp69 December 12, 2021

bitches with children ratio

The equation used to evaluate the amount of women who have kids in opposition to those of child bearing age that do not. In many areas of the country, especially urban areas, this ratio is very high due to poverty, economic status, and ignorance of contraception. This is good in determining what city or community is good for a man (or women) not to raise a broken family.

Detroit, Michigan has the highest Bitches With Children Ratio in the nation. 7 out of every 10 women in the city between the ages of 18-29 have at least 1 kid. 80% of them out of wedlock.

See "Baby Momma Capitol"

by Dwayne May 6, 2004

fredandbarney love child

issue of illicit affair between fred flinstone and barney rubble, looks like barney, acts like fred

dag, check that seemingly innocuous dude with the nasty mouth acting all fredandbarney love child. someone should bam bam on him

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

children punting

The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.

I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.

Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.

by The Almighty Sackboy January 27, 2016

smol child

Like Smol bean, something extremely small and cute, or short and cute, or just extremely cute... whatever you'd like to classify as a Smol child

Pippin is a smol child
Sam is a smol child

by Skylar B. December 30, 2016