certified side nigga secret

CSNS - A truth or fact by a certified side nigga that must be gatekept. Can be used by the non certified as long as they don’t cap.

Guy 1: “Homie, you gotta give me her @ if she really that fine“
CSN: “certified side nigga secret 🙅🏿 ♂️”

by napa75 July 15, 2023

CPN (Certified Packed Nigga)

1. Packed as in package, basically a black guy who's good at fucking
2. Packed, meaning you have a gun on you

"He's such a CPN (Certified Packed Nigga), he could get this any day."
"Watch out for the CPN (Certified Packed Nigga) downtown. Don't fuck with 'em."

by SteamThoughts October 19, 2019

Lexus Certified Pre-owned pussy

Noun- Good pussy that has had a previous owner, but is still high quality, luxury grade pussy.

Tom - How's Lisa treating you?
Will - She is very fine man
Tom - You know she's not a virgin right?
Will - Yeah, but that girl has Lexus Certified Pre-Owned Pussy.

by Dr.St4ng3L0v3 December 30, 2011

F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual

A 'F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual' is a completely homosexual person who is undeniably a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Their homosexual energy is so strong, they could make the American Navy seem like heterosexuals. Anyone who is a F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual is awarded the honours of being the absolutely biggest homosexual in existence.

Koki: Look over there! That bozo over there! They're 110% gay, I am sure of it! They breathe in a homosexual way!

Vee: (gay breathing)

Koki: Yeah, they deserve the F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual award.

by KokiHiro January 24, 2023

Rizzler certified

When their rizz is achieved only by extensive education and hardwork, they be attracting all the educated hoes

Damn, Saif be Rizzler Certified with all the treeshes he’s been pulling

by PikaRizz May 22, 2023

Certified Hyteam Classic™

(n.) In reference to the 2024 sim-racing team 'Hyteam GTF': a truly outstanding display of wit, bravery, skill and driver exploits, mainly within virtual motor sports. Usually involves some amount of caffeine, autism, pure stupidity, accidental genius or a mixture among all four. The ™ symbol is mandatory if used with a humorous or self-esteemed connotation. Can also be used ironically, though is typically of genuine intent.

"That dive-bomb there was a certified hyteam classic™."

by Hobkins Neitzen August 28, 2025

Certified munch

Someone who is a slave to bitches

Duke is a certified munch gra gra

by Cabbagechild March 20, 2024