cereal bowls

Marijuana smoked during morning hours, commonly done immediately after waking up.

Those cereal bowls completely killed my hangover dude.
Marc wake up, I wanna smoke some cereal bowls before class.

by aboutsmokey November 14, 2011

Milk before cereal

Pouring milk first creates a better cereal-to-milk ratio. When you pour cereal first, you can't see how much milk you're really pouring until it has covered your mountain of cereal. When you pour the milk first, you know just how much cereal you need to match it.

Pouring the milk before the cereal also keeps your cereal crunchy for longer. There's nothing worse than eating soggy cereal at the bottom of your bowl. Milk before cereal preserves the coveted crunch. People who do this are logical, precise and independent.

Louis: Hey Chanel! Do you put milk before cereal?

Chanel: Yawr! It makes more sense and makes it taste better as well!

by NotTonTon December 8, 2020

Cereal

A common starch-based breakfast. Often eaten with milk.

Most children's cereals advertise on television with mysteries for the kids to solve.

by Diggity Monkeez March 2, 2005

you don't pour my cereal

You don't know me, you don't know what I do, you haven't lived my life, you don't know my struggles nor trials and tribulations

Random THOT: You got me fucked up, bitch you don't pour my cereal!
James: How'd you know I'd do that?
Erin: I know you, I pour yo cereal!!!

by J Smitty219 June 29, 2015

Micheal Cera

1. A Canadian actor who plays the exact same character over and over. Not a terrible actor, just lacking range.

2. Any actor with a limited range.

3. A male version of Jennifer Aniston.

Hmm so I can see Micheal Cera play the same character for the tenth time...not really.

by flashwildecard July 15, 2010

ceccanti

To have a fetish with transvestites

Guy 1: Man, that girl over there is really hot!

Guy 2: That’s a guy, you ceccanti!

by C Willis November 30, 2006

cereal medley

an awesome spectacular combination of yummy cereals all in one ziploc or container.

jacob gave me some cereal medley and i gave him a bear hug.

by bernadetteiscoolbeans February 19, 2009