cellar services

1. A traditional native Colombian approach to Human Resources within a hospitality environment, encompassing total staff welfare through the medium of trips to the basement for various narcotics

2. A thinly veiled excuse to take drugs

“Here, the gas needs changing… cellar services?”

by Nommy Timbus March 14, 2025

Cello

the best instrument ever <3 cellos are so underrated we deserve the melody more often

Person: Hey, is that a big violin?
Me: No you dumbass it's a cello

by freaky_sunfish March 29, 2025

Cellermentaphosis

An act or outrage against nature or a local environment. Often used as a way to describe a deed or action someone carried out, mostly with ill intent.

I never saw such an act as that! It was an act of cellermentaphosis!

by ThePorter April 30, 2025

Cellermentaphosis

An act committed against nature or a local environment. Such as: littering, fly tipping, vandalism etc

Did you see how they just threw their wrapper? It’s an awful act of Cellermentaphosis!

by ThePorter May 19, 2025

Cealora

the divine harmony God wove into creation; the balance of seasons, the triumph of light over darkness, and the call for humanity to live in love, peace, and truth.

Even in the storm, she carried Cealora in her heart — love, peace, and light unbroken.

by B.B cudjo September 12, 2025

iron cello

A variation on the donkey punch, utilizing a baseball bat in place of the traditional fist.

Girl: "I woke up with a terrible migraine and a sore ass. I think someone did the iron cello on me last night."

by this one time at band camp July 16, 2010

Shine Celler

The spot a person only knows about where they keep "home made spirits" hidden.

Dude, I had to relocate my Shine Celler. The kids were out in the shead and almost found it. You know my ol' lady would have killed me if the found it.

by BG BROTHER September 12, 2011