Carl Johnson

The main character of "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas".

Man: Did you hear? Carl Johnson's mom got murdered and he's back up with the hood now.
Man #2: Yeah, he's beating up those Ballas suckas.

by OGFL May 5, 2009

Carl Huebner

1. Another word for God or Jesus.
2. Sometimes meaning the messiah or savior.
3. Someone who is very sexually active.

"The bible is written all about Carl Huebner."

by Carl huebner January 17, 2009

Carl mackey

This is the THICKEST guy you will ever meet! With a determined mind and a straightforward face Carl Mackey will always get the girls. His name matches most with the name Angelina

Girl 1: Woah look at that dude he looks so hot!
Girl 2: Ikr! He is so thick! His name is Carl mackey!
Angelina: Back off girls! He is mine!

by BELMONT MIDDLE SCHOOL November 9, 2019

carl wheezer

a massive fart that can be considered gay if birthed in a church and is created in gay sex.

"did you see the carl wheezer?"

by fartbootypenis April 28, 2021

Carl Wheezer

world class artist, best known for his frog drawing

“hey do you know carl wheezer?”
“hell yeah he’s a great artist”

by juulsdotcom420 May 9, 2020

Carl Shaw

Carl Shaw a gimpy fuck-boy who gets no bitches, smells like scrotal fumage, and drives a gay car. Hangs around the young women in his job despite being 56 and probably has erectile dysfunction. The man has not been able to pleasure his wife in years, and works in a dead-end job in which he thinks he's Elon Musk, but actually a wannabe Andrew Tate from Wish. Gets his shopping from Waitrose despite living in Gurnos, and acts like a BMW driver even when he's not in the car (A Douche and probably retarded). Family, friends, and colleagues can't stand him, when he enters the room they wait for him to leave. If he had hair he'd be ginger.

Carl Shaw looks horny asf when he comes out of the gift shop.

by Jules Henri November 28, 2022

dammit carl!

A phrase used by football fans of all teams when poor decisions are made regarding player personnel. In reference to the King of bad mistakes, Mr. Carl Peterson, president of the Kansas City Chiefs.

"Our first round draft pick rushed for 38 yards his rookie season."


"Yeah I know, damnit, Carl!!!"

by Chiefman420 April 10, 2006