carparanoia

Carparanoia- a state of mind whereupon any audible anomalous situation in an automobile induced a state causing a concern of imminent income loss.

My gosh I hear that darn squeak in the back of the car again! I better see my therapist for my carparanoia.

by DickensFan1968 May 8, 2018

cartardo

A very honest and funny guy who spends his free time with his finger up his nose.

There’s Cartardo!

by Bubbagump0913 May 26, 2018

Carvarean

A consumer of automobiles.

I am a carvarean, devourer of Honda Accords.

by Terciel June 11, 2018

Çarçanian

This phrase is used when sb posts a pic shirtless on instagram when he’s throwing his hands back and uses a rose to cover the divan mbrapa shpine. Also used in the pornstar world.

Did you see Mark the other day. He posted a shirtless pic. He is such a çarçanian wannabe...

by Lule_t_bukr_ka_tirona January 17, 2019

Carcass Sling

A swing used for holding lifeless or lazy people, most likely hung from the ceiling.

Attach my friend’s Carcass Sling to the sky track and send him flailing around the room.

by CarcassSling March 22, 2019

Cartard

A person who is named carter but acts like a complete retard

why is that guy acting like that ?
He's just cartard you'll get used to him.

by kunta cuntay April 11, 2019

Cartard

A person named carter that acts like a complete retard

what is carters problem? Why is she having flashbacks?
That's just what cartard does

by kunta cuntay April 11, 2019